Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Creative way to keep Belos out of trouble
*this was Vee’s idea :D*
theyre fine !!! perfectly fine haha
“NOW EAT THIS, SUCKERRR!”
the most adorable thing i’ve seen the Welcome Home fandom do over the past week (and there’s a lot of competition!) is figure out how to render Wally in emoticons. look at this:
how cute!! and, if you’re a fan of cat-faced Wally:
multiclass bard and rogue masquerading as a cleric..... brennan lee mulligan the man that you are
tsukauchi is done with their bullshit
+ version with recovery girl
No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
Chef boyardee commercial where Jason is helping Alfred grocery shop and he does the commercial thing where he begs Alfred for the ravioli. Of course Alfred says no and they leave the store, only for the van to roll off the shelf and follow them to the manor.
Little did the can know that Alfred will not tolerate canned ravioli monstrosities in his home and has come prepared. As soon as the van crosses into the kitchen Alfred shoots it with his shotgun. He goes to bury it in the backyard alongside dozens of other canned shaped graves.
Creative way to keep Belos out of trouble
*this was Vee’s idea :D*