Latest Posts by kayzedrawz - Page 2

EXACTLY!!!! we all have our pitchforks ready to attack anyone who tries to move us >:3333

also i wanna make sure you're treating Varian right bc i will find you if you don't 🏳️‍🌈🥰

and yes, by law, it is illegal to kick us out if we've already lived here for years. so really, we should kick you out since we were here first

i think it's quite nice in your wall with @vsimp14 so i shall not leave.

we will start a strike if you make us leave

(and the 10000x others but that's not important... yeah...)

STRIKE ON WHAT?!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

a strike on why we should stay! there is injustice when you kick us out! I CAN PAY RENT!!!

and also i just wanna watch you and Varian sleep but that's not important

i think it's quite nice in your wall with @vsimp14 so i shall not leave.

we will start a strike if you make us leave

(and the 10000x others but that's not important... yeah...)

STRIKE ON WHAT?!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

ah how i love Varigo

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

"diabetes in a cup"? KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND THING'S WILL LOOK UP-

do you and Varian have Starbucks/coffee orders?

I honestly dont really like Starbucks, since i drink my coffee black and bitter (like the Gods intended) and their roasts really suck and cost a bajjillion friggen dollars, @goggles-varian on the other hand? Oh boy.

His coffee order is a monstrosity of sugar. It's some wired mocha cookie crumble latte chino frappé with a billion other things that I apparently always order wrong (even though its not my fault hes practically inventing a new element with that shit) that I just call "diabetes in a cup" and the one time he gave me a sip, I recoiled and it took me hours to get the taste outta my mouth.

I prefer my coffee to be made at home (and when we do that, Hairstipe just mades creamer and sugar with a side of coffee) so yeah.

Blonde bitch out! ✨️🏳️‍🌈💅

nuh uh..-

well, uhm, mine are cooler and block the sun and uh the colour makes me look mysterious so yeah

(i ruined the whole point of adding the 'anon' option in the first place lmao)

what shade of blond was your natural hair? (loser imagine having to dye it 🫵🫵🫵🫵 /silly)

buh bai four eyes ^^ (hehehe >:3)

It was like a really yellow, dark golden blonde with did NOT suit me at all and was disgusting (despite what @engineer-donella might say) and AT LEAST I HAVE GOOD HAIR INSTEAD OF JUST A STUPID SUNGLASSES PFP ANON!!!!

Very Blonde bitch out!!! ✨️💅🏳️‍🌈

Hugo (serenading Varian): idk how you do what you do out of 10; you are a two if you're wearing a paper bag~ Varian: oh gee thanks. love you too, bitch.

(it's from some Stevie T video i watched when i was like 10 or so)

cutely dies

i failed my breathing test yesterday guys sigh

*dies cutely*

@sassyvoidcomputer I DID NOT REALIZE THAT'S WHAT 'HUNG' MEANT. SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SLANG I DIDN'T KNOW

I'M ACTUALLY SOBBING MY BAD (thanks for telling me <3)

i have no idea what you're talking about :D

i didn't want that to happen

what are some things that you know are bad but you do anyways?

also how often is Broadway playing in the lab?

and uh (for a friend ofc what're you talking abt) rate Jeremy Jordan outta 10

:3 (sigh im not an anon anymore i've broken the habit. aka, i was caught)

Ah, glad your not hiding your annoyingness anymore. Anyway-

Whenever my Chappell Roan or @goggles-varian's MCR isn't playing

Like a solid 7, I'm more into nerdy alchemists than news reporters and... demonic short kings? (Well, Freckles is a short king but he's more gremliny)

Blonde bitch out!!!💅🏳️‍🌈✨️

oh now look at that >:3

i have permission from the bf

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

"would you open the door" IDK BUT WOULD U FALL IN LOVE W ME AGAIN IF U KNEW ALL I'VE DONE????

"i see you"

"i can't see"

OKAY WELL I SEE A SONG OF PAST ROMANCE??? I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MAN??? I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL??? AND A BROTHER'S FINAL STAND???

"I'm not gay." "I'm not 6!" SO? I'M NOT THE MAN YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH? I AM NOT THE MAN YOU ONCE ADORED? I AM NOT YOUR KIND AND GENTLE HUSBAND?

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hugo im gonna call your mother and bf again if you keep up this tom-foolery

(i completely understand the rebellion, im allergic to dogs like wdym i can't hug my dog everyday what do the doctors knwo???)

drew Hugo in a gay blanket bc of smth me and @blondebitch7k were talking abt as a joke (guys im speedy and obsessed with Hugo in case you couldn't tell)

drew Hugo in a gay blanket bc of smth me and @blondebitch7k were talking abt as a joke (guys im speedy and obsessed with Hugo in case you couldn't tell)

much appreciated 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

tysm pookieeeeee <3333

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

yippeeeee!!! (and my bad ToT, i keep forgetting congugations of ser, estar, and FUCKING DECIPHER THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MI AND ME AND THE HYPHENS AND SHIT AND AHHHHHH-)

but i love Spanish so much it's so beautiful ^^, however i am more of an asl girlie

do you speak Spanish? :3

(i'm gringa asf so don't bully me but mi gusta el color verde y la perra rubia. :D)

Yo ablo todos los lenguajes de los siete reinos (y unos extra porque soi ✨️assombroso✨️tonses si, ablo y escribo en español y MUI bien muchas gracias gringa<3<3<3

Blonde bitch adios!!!✨️🏳️‍🌈💅

(Ooc: as a mexican whos spanish is my first langauge. This was fun <3 and its me not mi <3, pero lo demas se ve mui bein amiga<3<3<3)

i'll draw it on ibis rn hold up

i found smth called the gay emo flag and i think it may very well describe you (i need to find an emo/2002 alt one for Varian)

...I'm still grundge but i fucking LOVE this so ill take it and make it into a blanket/cape

(Ooc: I need to draw an emo Hugo wrapped in this now-)

SHIT I FUCKED UP IM SORRY POOKIE

AND I STILL CAN AQUIRE THE WHOLE FANBASE *hold up a pic of all ur fangirls like it's a fucking repentance cross or whatever*

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

no. it appears you have misunderstood. i love your account so much that in my free time, i reload the 'following' page to see if you've updated. if you leave, i shall hunt you down with your fangirls, tie you to a chair with your phone, deleted the cop's number, and make you update more.

so yeah

also ik damn well that you see me like your posts like 20 secs after you make them (including this one)

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

Draft and final drawing of Hugo! i can't help but draw him in a dress :(

omg i love him sm

i made this to originally take place during the Koto trial in Nuru's kingdom, but not i'm not so sure. i feel like they would've already had Nuru on the team during this (i can see her helping Hugo and arranging it to Varian wears a suit that semi-matches). i would love to see an animatic/storyboard of the two of them dancing together <3

i can make a lofi, background song if u want to make the animatic ;3 (kinda like the song "Over You" from Helluva Boss tee hee)

WAIT CAN I COVER THIS???? I HAVE A KEYBOARD >:3333

omg I need a duet song between Nuru and Yong, I need it so badly.

like, imagine a duet song where it’d basically them being wingmen for Hugo and Varian, IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.

like let’s say Varian and Hugo are preparing for a dance or something and they are both anxious so Yong goes off to help Varian and Nuru goes off to ‘help’ Hugo. The two switching sides of song going from Yong being kind and giving advice towards Varian while it’s Nuru being sarcastic (yet kind) towards Hugo WOULD BE SO GOOD.

(If u guys know any songs that could work with this idea please tell me)

like mother like son <3

#coffee is amazing and i will die on this hill

Favorite food/drink?

I’m a big fan of warm sourdough bread with some goat cheese and dried herbs on it. I grew up eating it! My mom always made the best bread… I tried making my own after I left Neserdnia but it was never the same </3

As for drink, while I was researching for the Trials I pulled a *lot* of all-nighters and @engineer-donella introduced me to a lovely substance known as coffee. (I did know it existed before, just never thought to drink it myself!) …Suffice to say, I am quite the coffee addict now.

do u like cheese

depends what kind and with what

pizza with cheese? nope.

grilled cheese? maybe.

stringed cheese (from my primary school cafiteria or however u spell it)? HELL YES THAT IS THE BEST KIND OF CHEESE AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

also, fun fact; Hugo's mechanical mouse, Olivia, was supposedly supposed to be named Cheese (according to a certain source)... so yeah!

ALSO, FOLLOW THE OG ASKER CHAT >:3333 (my irl bestie)

WAIT YOU WERE CUSS-SING???? HA-

"Ah, fuckidy, duckidy! Son of a bastarddddddd 🎵🎼🎶🎹!! :DDDD"

Any magic things that happend to you guys outside of the trials? In one of the kingdoms or while you we're traveling?

Ugh, I hate telling this story.

So one, we made a pit-stop at this town... Goldenleaf or stm, can't remember but I ended up accidentally passing off this one petty witch. Who cursed us and everyone in the town to have to sing everything.

Its was annoying, loud, and my throat was completely dead by the end of the day (not to mention when I wanted to quietly curse under my breath, I ended up belting it in full volume + vibrato and @starprincessnuru looked ready to kill me musically)

When we finally got enough money to bribe her to break the curse, the town actually liked their singing life better so yeah... drop by Goldleaf if your in the mood for a tune (or twenty)

Blonde bitch out! 🏳️‍🌈✨️💅🎵

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🪓🪓🪓🤮🤮🤮🤬🤬🤬❣️❣️❣️

so either you're the same person who sent the last 'question' and are just obsessed with me, or you're very specially brained. either way, idrc

also are u calling me gay? 💀

and uh is that axe supposed to be a death threat? that reminded me of the new orleans axeman. you should read abt him; it's pretty cool

have a nice day!

ah, shit; you caught me *retracts into my den*

i must wait until you no longer remember me. then i shall spam you >:3 (jk i love ur acc sm, i will not stay away mwahahahaha)

y'know; sometimes you pmo with how smart you are, and it makes me wonder; have any of the others heard you say something smart and just look at you like ":O HEY WAIT A SEC-"?

Yes and it's disrespectful as shit. MY MOTHER IS THE ROYAL ENGINEER OF INGVARR AND A FEARED CRIME BOSS! I HAVE AN EDUCATION AND AM A FUCKING GENIUS NONETHELESS!!!!

Also, since I have a pretty good fucking guess who you are now anon. Fuck. You. My hair is so gorgeous, artists cannot capture it, it's just to beautiful for that.

Blonde bitch out!

Omg stop posting! Ur art is so bleh, just stop so the world will be a better place 😁

oh golly! 1 person out of the *whips out glasses* 8.1 BILLION people in the world dislike my art! whatever shall i do! 😊😊😊😊

ah, gee, guess i'll stop posting :/ (you didn't even have the balls to post your username; oof ^^)

Have a good day!

HA-! (actually made me laugh! congrats!)

also i totally see that, @deffee88 TvT

i deeply apologize for this but i'm dead serious when i say i need the answer to this

(also dude can sm plz repost this to the vat7k com? i cannot still 🥲tumblr when i catch you-)

AHHHHHHHHH

So I'm not sure if we've all agreed on this or not, but I think it's generally accepted in the Vat7k fandom that Ulla was around 16-20 when she started the trials (collage/high school years). Also, we know that she met Quirin in the Dark Kingdom and then had a kid with him.

She was definitely over the age of consent, which means that she was probably 20-22 when she had Varian, making her around 20 years older than him (38-40 in Vat7k).

Donella was probably a year or two older, making her 21-23 years older than Hugo, around 39-41 (most likely 39 or 40).

So these badasses aren't even old. Hell, they're probably younger than your mother ToT

I personally think that Ulla was/is 38 and Donella's 39.

YIPPEEEEE (i've been thinking about this since Saturday lol; tell me what you think!)

Edit: I just mean this as a 'what if' kind of headcanon. I'm not saying I think it's canon, or that it would've been, but I just think it's cool that there's a possibility. Also, someone pointed out that she has grey hair. Uhmmm Ulla and Momella were at the Eternal Library, so there's a chance it had some sort of aging spell in it (Varian also got possesed by his mother who looks 18, so she might not have aged much either 🥲)

but again; it's just a theory

A FILM THEORY- ok i'll stop now

i deeply apologize for this but i'm dead serious when i say i need the answer to this

(also dude can sm plz repost this to the vat7k com? i cannot still 🥲tumblr when i catch you-)