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i feel like we gloss over the first few pages of SoN FAR too much. i mean, take percy’s name out and i would think it’s all about hercules. the book opens by dropping banger after banger regarding percy’s recent escapades, as if this is some epic greek myth.

like how did rick just casually slip in that percy strangled a sea monster with his bare hands (no biggie) and we as the readers were just like “sounds right, anyway—”

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idiots

Sirius (shoving past Regulus): Move bitch

Remus: Wasn’t that a little bit rude?

Sirius (scoffing): He does that shit on purpose. He always either walks slow or stands in the way because he knows I move fast and I get annoyed by it. He’s such a prick.

Remus (coughing): Regulus’ pronouns are he/they so you have to alternate between “he” and “they” and not just use “he” all the time

Sirius: Well he better get they-fuck out of my way next time before I beat the shit out of thim

Remus: Oh that’s not-

saw this tweet on tiktok and immediately thought of them

why are there no fics about milo manheim. i need one rn and i can’t find any

Potter Mansion:

Regulus: *through gritted teeth* Stop it

James: *freezes* Stop what?

Regulus: Stop looking at me like that

James: *panicking* Like what?

Sirius: *around a mouthful of jam sandwich* Like he's a kitten with an injured paw that you're desperate to rescue

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: What? You looked at me the exact same way when I ran away, Prongs. It's creepy. I just wasn't enough of a dick to tell you so. Apparently, Reggie is

Regulus: It's not that creepy

James: *at the same time* He's not a dick!

Sirius:

Regulus: *eyeing James warily*

James: *trying very hard not to look at Regulus*

Sirius: *smirking, getting up from the table and strolling away, hands in his pockets* Alright, well. I'm off to Moony's. Enjoy working out whatever it is that's going on here. I want absolutely no part of it

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: *in the distance* Wouldn't go in there right now, Flea. Tension's thicker than werewolf fur in that kitchen

Fleamont: Noted

love this

James Potter is that extremely supportive lgbt ally and the only token straight male in his friend group in high school until he shows up to his tenth high school reunion happily married to a guy

I hate when I’m specifically looking for fluff and the only thing that pops up is smut

awe cuties

missed reading fanfics so bad that i decided to quit my job