Latest Posts by kristhepineappleking-blog - Page 8

Reblog if you think gay trans boys are valid

“ah, if people can’t accept who you are, they must change. not you.”

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

Yo, tumblr

Hugs can be platonic.

Hand holding can be platonic.

“I love you,” can be platonic.

Cuddling can be platonic.

Kisses can be platonic.

Not all affection is romantic.

You don’t have to ever fully understand your sexuality or gender to be valid.

You're awesome!

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

one of the most useful things anyone ever told me is that cis people generally don’t spend a whole lot of time wondering if they’re trans

*ace people laughing in the distance*

asexuals

when we say “netflix and chill”, we mean it

Peppermint Mocha Scrub, Chocolate Scrub, Natural Scrub, Handmade Scrub, Shea Butter Scrub, Mint Scrub, Pampering Gift

me: i’m aromantic

allos: so you’re a robot?

me: hold up let me check 

me: nope still not a robot :)

How people treat sexual orientation, as explained with furniture.

Heterosexuality is a couch. Nobody even bats an eye if you keep it in the living room for everyone to see–it’s simply expected. I mean, where the hell else would you keep it? Hidden in a bedroom? No, that would be weird.

Homosexuality is a bed. Having a bed in a public room is considered weird and gross–you’re expected to keep it in private bedroom you close the door to before anyone else comes over. Because even though there are a million and one things someone can do sitting on a bed that aren’t sexual (and plenty of ways to have sex on a couch), the first and foremost thing anyone associates beds with is sex.

Bisexuality is a Western-style futon. Sometimes it functions like a couch, sometimes it functions like a bed, but whichever position it’s in at the moment, it’s still a goddamn futon. People who want to use it as a couch give you shit for not having a real couch; people who want to use it as a bed give you shit for not having a real bed. It’s acceptable in your living room, but only if you make extra certain to put it in couch position and hide the sheets before company comes over. Otherwise, you’d better hide it in a guest room.

Asexuality is a table. No matter how many times you tell people it’s not meant to be sat on, dickheads with no manners will try to park their nasty asses on it anyway.

“Gays can’t raise kids, they need a male and female parent!”

“You can’t have a good relationship without sex!”

Timon and Pumbaa, two males, both raised Simba in a completely platonic, friendly relationship and he turned out damn good so fuck that.

Wanted: other asexuals to join my new crime-fighting squad. Our slogan is “too bad I have an ace up my sleeve… or several,” and you all gotta emerge dramatically from the shadows every time I say it. Now accepting applications.

Spread it like butter

another ace ring giveaway

acerings submitted: 

Doing another giveaway over here! There’ll be three rings given away this time, and the last day to enter is 12/18. 

SIGNAL BOOST

*ace people laughing in the distance*

Friend: *comes to me with romantic relationship problems*

Aro/ace me: *tries to remember everything i have learnt about relationships from fiction and tries to give useful advice*

*ace people laughing in the distance*

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

I’ve been meaning to make this for a while! 

(second picture is transparent- Click and drag :D)

purina tidy cats lightweight litter causes health problems

Purina tidy cats lightweight litter has caused serious health issues in cats. They include wheezing, bloody nose, bloody urine and respiratory problems. If you are currently using this product, please keep a close eye on your feline’s health. Please consider avoiding purchasing this product if possible as it is not worth the risk.

This isn’t the first time a Purina product has been reported to adversely affect pets, we posted earlier this year that Beneful is facing a class action lawsuit for the death of 4,000 dogs.

As parents of furchildren, we need to be more aware of the food and products we give our babies and not be blinded by big budget campaigns and advertisements from giant pet brands. They may claim to have our pets’ best interests at heart but that is not always the case.

Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.

Person: okay but...

Me: hoe don't do it....

Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?

Me: oOh mY gO D

asexual supernatural week - TFW + ace outfits

FUN FACT: PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION SOMETIMES DO NOT HAVE A “REASON” FOR A DEPRESSIVE EPISODE, SOMETIMES THEY OCCUR WITHOUT ANY TRIGGERS AND EVEN WHEN EVERY PART OF THAT PERSON’S LIFE IS GOING WELL. YOU. DO. NOT. NEED. A. “REASON.” TO. FEEL. DEPRESSED. STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR FEELING DEPRESSED THANKS

Whats a gender neutral replacement for aunty/uncle?

There’s a list here! http://genderqueeries.tumblr.com/titles I personally use Ent.

–Ell

sex-positive asexuals are people who are willing to have sex.

sex-repulsed asexuals are people who want nothing to do with sex.

sex-neutral asexuals are people who are indifferent about sex.

all types of asexuals do not experience sexual attraction, but that does not define their sex life, nor does it mean their sexuality is invalid.