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What was the foot’s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.

What’s a foot’s favorite food? Shoe-shi.

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he really hurt his foot. The doctor says “Have you tried icing it?”

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

What does a thief wear on its feet? Sneakers.

I used to really hate my foot fungus, but now it’s actually starting to grow on me.

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.

Foot injuries are always really serious because they take so long to heel.

What did the foot say to the soccer ball when they won the match? I toed you so.

What has four legs but no feet? A table.

Which two Ancient Greek philosophers had the nicest feet? Pla-toe and Sock-rates.

Does your shoe have a hole in it? No? Then how did you put your foot in it then?

How hard was it for the shoemaker to manufacture clown shoes? It was no small feet.

What do you call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot? A below-knee sandwich.

What does a foot have for breakfast? Jam and toe-st.

What is a foot’s favorite mint? Men-toes.

What do you call a shoe made out of bananas? A slipper.

My younger sister thought TGIF was an instruction manual that told her that the Toes Get In First.

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes.

What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.

Why was the toe swollen and itchy? Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!

Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving? He called the toe truck.

What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot? You call him Toby.

Source: Wiggly Foot Jokes And Puns That'll Have You Feeling Ticklish

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I believe Toads can fight too

This movie is going to be SO GOOD!!!!

ALSO! Luigi calling Mario "Nii-san" in the Japanese trailer!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Finished Bowuigi piece, I really like how it turned out 😳❤️‍🔥

Im worried that since the wip got so popular hardly anyone will see the actual finished version lmfao 😭 Guys com back

This reminds me of the time when I would dress my little sisters up when they were toddlers.

I gave them some of my clothes so they lookes very funny in them xD

me: why no clothes sharing!!

me, two seconds later: oh i see

Please read Super Bowuigi Odyssey by @theonceoverthinker

It's so good guys.

I decided to use Midjourney to create a Ryuk with valentines theme.

I think it keeps taking reference on the not Anime Ryuk but these still look pretty cool.

I did it several times but these ones look good so I am sharing these.

I got the Midjourney AI today.

Midjourney is an AI that can create pictures like artist drew them.

This came out with the following prompt:

/imagine prompt: Ryuk, death note, with apples --ar 16:9

He's probably blogging about Lights stupidity.

L is the refuses to wear socks because his feet feel trapped type of autistic and Light is the must always be wearing socks because the floor is dirty and has different textures type of autistic.

They constantly bicker about who is correct.

AITA for killing my boyfriend?

I (18M, completely straight) am a honors student at a prestigious university, a consultant for the greatest detective in the world, and a mass murderer. Said detective (?M, probably in his 20s idk) is investigating the case of my murders (🙈) and suspects me. Because of that, I have decided to join the investigation myself in order to kill him before he gets me. I'm very smart, you see

Things went a little off the rails though. I had to give myself amnesia while I got someone else to commit crimes for me in order to throw them off, and ended up joining the investigation for real. And memoryless me fell in love with the detective (let's call him El). I didn't expect this to happen (even though I am very smart) because I'm straight and he's ugly and I don't even like the way that he's a genius and knows me inside and out and can complete my every sentence like we're in our own world, away from everyone else, with a connection deeper than anything I've ever experienced

Anyway. Our relationship grew from there (I moved in and we handcuffed ourselves so we could be together always) and I can honestly say that those were the best moments of my life. I never felt like I had this much purpose, like things clicked so well, before. I was determined to keep this happiness, whatever happened

And then we caught my stand-in and I regained my memories

The thing is, I couldn't just let that go! People were counting me to commit these murders (I am basically a god) and also I love killing people. In fact, one of the things that brought El and I together was the fact that we both hate human rights and women. The way he tortures young women captivated me

So I went ahead and killed him a few days later. That very same day, we had a very emotional moment out in the rain and then he used a towel to wipe my feet. I felt like it was a fitting goodbye

After that I took his identity and became the leader of the investigation, but now the taskforce is blowing up my phone saying that "Kira is so evil" and "it's a shame that El died" and "murder is bad" and stuff like that. Most importantly, though, I'm bored without El here, and I am beginning to suspect that this might be my own fault for killing him

So... AITA?

;-; I think I love them too much. XD

I added my comfort character and my comfort OC in the game and seeing these numbers makes me feel sorry for the other characters XD

I added my comfort character and my comfort OC in the game and seeing these numbers makes me feel sorry for the other characters XD

i had this dream where i was kicked out of my weird not-house by my not-family, and fucking ryuk from death note was desperately trying to find me a new home and generally fussing over me.

imagine being freshly kicked outta your home just for a god of death to basically adopt you and fuss over you like a pet owner does with a cat..

April Prompts 🐞

Word prompts to use for doodling or writing

ladybug

basket

pastels

easter egg

sunlit

berry red

river

nature

kitchen table

basil

seeds

fireflies

windmill

smiling

daisy

art supplies

nest

caterpillar

skyline

dessert

bicycle

vegetable garden

friends

clouds

hot-air balloon

games

soft breeze

dates

mushrooms

teasing

I wanted it to look happier so I made L smile

Click for clearer image

But then I went down the depressing route again 😂

Reposts are always appreciated ❤️❤️❤️

Gomen: Idiot sweet monsterboy

Momoka: RAGE and love

Shoma: confused and smart

Hibiki: small knife kid

Anna-Marie: Frustration and bitch

Evgenin: AHHHHH

Gus: Secret agent and curse

Dorothea: Tall Gothlady

Martin: Unwanted Murderer

Lesya: Dead but alive

Samacaus: Santa daddy

I know you said OC and not Ocs but this was fun XDD

Describe your oc to me. Poorly.

Accept one call and act like you're the police who's going to arrest them for useless calling and she has to pay a few thousand dollars so she won't stay for life.

Advice please?

The same fucking scammer has been calling me almost everyday for nearly TWO WEEKS. I cant block her since she keeps changing phone numbers. Beileve me Ive blocked every number she's called me with so far. Ive tried.

The bitch keeps leaving voicemails and whats funny is that the voicemails are all clearly by the same woman but she keeps changing her name.

Ive never called her back, sent her a message, or give her any reply in any way so I don't know why she's been targeting me for so long.

I think its a scam related to college. The scam is about financial aid (which I already got taken care of) AND the lady suspiciously started calling the SAME DAY the spring semester started and hasnt stopped since. I'm thinking about reporting it to my college. To warn other students.

I also haven't put my phone number on ANY sus place recently. So idk how the scammer has it or even knows I get financial aid.

If anyone has any advice to get this lady to stop calling me it would be helpful because its getting on my nerves rn.

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

You know, it's fucking hilarious that only at the mental hospital I am one of the cool kids.

But hey.

At least I am cool somewhere in real life. :3

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

I noticed that I am slowly turning more and more into my comfort character.

Wanna guess my comfort character?

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Today is my 23rd Birthday ✨

Read from left to right~

I hate how a part of me still hopes that it was a joke or wrong feeling.

I decided to try and heal so I am trying to reconnect with friends that I ghosted so that I won't be that sad.

I am in luck actually that some still do want contact with me and are still there for me so we can hang out and I can ignore my pain and become a better version of myself.

I will be better but right now I am not okay and that is okay.

VENT

I hate the fact that I was the one not wanting to play the "I love you more" Game and then playing it cuz they wanted to play it and now I am the fucking winner.

I hate the fact that before they left for vacation, I asked them to not stop loving me jokingly and guess what. They stopped loving me.

What I love is still them and I hate how much it fucking hurts.

I love that we are still going to stay friends so that I can assure that they'll be happy but that hurts. It fucking hurts.

Maybe they'll fall in love with me again if I'll be around more often, be more better. I can't lose them...

I was starting to get my life together...

Why did no one tell me how much it hurts?

I am not able to tell them that I love them anymore. I won't hear it back. I won't be able to take them on dates anymore.

I don't know anything anymore.

VENT

I hate the fact that I was the one not wanting to play the "I love you more" Game and then playing it cuz they wanted to play it and now I am the fucking winner.

I hate the fact that before they left for vacation, I asked them to not stop loving me jokingly and guess what. They stopped loving me.

What I love is still them and I hate how much it fucking hurts.

I love that we are still going to stay friends so that I can assure that they'll be happy but that hurts. It fucking hurts.

Maybe they'll fall in love with me again if I'll be around more often, be more better. I can't lose them...

I was starting to get my life together...

Why did no one tell me how much it hurts?

I am not able to tell them that I love them anymore. I won't hear it back. I won't be able to take them on dates anymore.

I don't know anything anymore.

This is fucking awesome! Wow!

My Ryuk shrine ❤️🍎

(I drew the art on the dakimakura myself)

My rabbit Linux has taken a liking to Ryuk as well hehe ❤️

Me: is allowed to draw on my lovers back

Me: starts drawing a cute Ryuk

Me: me makes a little background and frame

Me: suddenly adds an weird af looking owl holding the frame and sitting on a chopped off head and stuff...

Soooo... I definitely need therapy.

I was just singing it to annoy my lover just a few seconds ago. Haha

Romantic Date except Ryuk is there

only my second drawing of him and he's already in pain

PLEASE REBLOG