Lebisbian - 'crunch'

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

Reblog to plant a berry in the soft, loamy soil

Like to return the soil to its soft and loamy state

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

Chadwick Boseman attends the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York City.

my dog: *falls asleep*

me: