Lebisbian - 'crunch'

if there are really no NPCs in fallout 76 i will have to take it upon me to be yalls potion seller 

some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-

me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian

https://instagram.com/p/BTbk4ypARrj/

daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*

me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)

Found this guy wandering around in a pumpkin patch!

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catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are