Recipe For Mud:

y’all still beat your meat? lol

BEYONCÉ IS SUCH A LEGEND SHE TAKES HER SELFIES WITH A NIKON CAMERA. A NIKON FUCKING CAMERA.

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

legalize wheat and wheat by products.

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*

me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)

dermatologists hate me

and so does everyone else