Lebisbian - 'crunch'

scooby doo zombie island > the walking dead

Real life is like survival horror video games 

I get lost 

I am scared 

Sometimes there is puzzles 

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

bethesda: so you dont like how we write our characters huh? think our npcs are bland, do you?? well

todd howard’s voice, bass boosted: what if we just DIDN’T WRITE ANYTHING

2017年04月18日

shrek one: BEST

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad

I’m immune to a wide range of radiation, electrostatic waves, electromagnetic waves, photons, light waves, gravitational waves, AND incoming traffic

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*