Latest Posts by let-the-mirelurk - Page 5

arcade and rex

it's your turn

I LOVE THIS

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

tumblr users when ao3 goes down for 5 minutes

Get 'em

No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

gen z grandma but instead of quilting she sits in her rocking chair making her fursuit commissions

New Crow Time 🎀🏅

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

“I live with him again in these pages” how am I supposed to go on?

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bruh has a nightstand dedicated exclusively to warrior cats and the Fish and I respect them for it immensely

John Keats:

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

rosencrantz is dead guildenstern is dead and me i feel also not so good

The birth of Snake Venus

Zuko (an empath): there's something off about her. I can't explain it, but she's slipping

Literally Azula:

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it