Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.
As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this
there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
guy who's played 1 kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends
guy who's played 3 kirby games: kirby's an unstoppable eldrich abomination and he kills old gods over cake
guy who's played every kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends
Yeah so-
Idk who would even use these, but they’re all free to use with credit lmao