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Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers!

Beezlebub: So there's this angel I really like...

Crowley: I wouldn't get your hopes up. I've spent 6000 years pining after mine.

Beezlebub: And we're gonna run away together because we've decided we're all we need. Screw Heaven and Hell, right?

Crowley *through gritted teeth and putting a wine bottle in a chokehold*: That's so great! I'm so happy for you

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my favorite thing so far about season 2 is how, no matter what, the crew of the revenge actively chooses their found family, over and over again

• swede loves and is married to jackie, but double crosses her anyway because of his love and “life debt” for his family

• stede leaves ricky at jackie’z, despite ricky being inexperienced, because he’s fucking around and they all need to leave. stede’s not gonna risk his family just because ricky wants some sort of recognition for something he barely helped with

• oluwande leaves zheng yi sao because he’ll be damned if he leaves jim, who he’s reiterated that they’re family for him

• frenchie and jim disobeys ed’s orders and save izzy’s life because, as jim says, “he’s THEIR dick.” archie follows along cause she knows it’s fucked up and wants to stay by jim’s side

• izzy has chosen ed over and over again, and would’ve continued to if ed had accepted the help he desperately needed, but ed isolates himself and pushes izzy to the point where he HAS to choose the rest of the crew instead

• roach, wee john, and pete all get jobs on the red flag that play to their strengths and they enjoy IMMENSELY, but they go back to the revenge cause there’s no world where they wouldn’t. buttons had the opportunity to probably get more sea witch info and tools from auntie, but he also wouldn’t ever choose that over the crew

• lucius is PISSED at stede, and has a ton of ptsd to work through. i imagine he probably felt somewhat safe finally on the red flag. but after talking things through with stede and pete, i know that it was a no brainer for him as well. he’d never give pete up again after that kind of separation

• even though stede is loving the experience of seeing zheng yi sao doing what she does best and the (seemingly) warm and comforting environment on the red flag, he chooses to rescue the crew, even izzy, and take back their ship. because he knows they would choose him (and did during the act of grace, minus izzy). he’s bringing their family back together despite everything else

• i would say that the crew still with ed DID choose him, constantly. any other crew would’ve mutinied WAY before they did, but they love ed and hoped things would get better despite his behavior saying otherwise. the only times they didn’t choose him was out of self-preservation

• ed became a self-fulfilling prophecy and isolated himself. i would argue that he’s the one exception here. he actively chooses to disregard his family because of his self-loathing and deluded himself into thinking they wouldn’t choose him. BUT, in the end, he finally does because stede cast him that line. he chose to live for himself, of course, but i like to think that that decision was also to come back to the one person that truly felt like family for him

i am so fucking excited to see all of the other ways they’re going to choose each other, yet also keep each other accountable for the things they do. because they’re family

the way i see it is that bylers either gonna be canon or it's gonna be the queerbait of the century

crowley was the og goth bro

mr gaiman, was crowley goth in the 80s? i believe he would love the cure, bauhaus and echo and the bunnyman. and also england was the start of this subculture. so was he goth back in the 80s?

Crowley was Goth before there was ever a goth.

unoriginal joke

I AM UNWELL

I love how every time I go into the Doctor Odyssey tag there’s always someone like “THE THROUPLE IS REAL? I THOUGHT IT WAS A HEADCANON? CANON THROUPLE ON NETWORK TELEVISION?” So I am here to tell y’all. Yes it is real we have a real confirmed canon slowburn throuple on network television at primetime my gays. Polyamory on prime time and yes they use the word polyamory onscreen MULTIPLE TIMES. It is glorious and you can watch it on Disney Plus or Hulu. Their ship name is Ody3. It’s on ABC on Thursdays at 9 PM EST. It’s on midseason hiatus right now but it’ll be back March 6. It is glorious.

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What do you mean this wasn't what happened after that scene?

ANGEL WITH A SHOT GUN

about to commit high treason (again) 😊🤍