My Favorite Hc Is That Penelope Was Told By The Ladies In Waiting To Go And Stay In Her Room And Not

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

Crowley saying he wouldn’t be a bookseller ‘even at gunpoint’ then taking over bookshop duties the entire time Aziraphale was away… it screams head over heels

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

Colin, seven shots in at a gay bar: I’m telling you boyo, just ask him out ! it’ll be fine

Trent, equally as plastered, throwing back another shot of vodka: I don’t know Colin, I just don’t think Ted would—

Colin, flabbergasted, smacking Trent in the arm repeatedly: Trent, am I having a stroke ? I swear that’s Jamie over there in some blokes lap

Trent, equally as shocked: surely not

Colin: is that—is he in Roy’s lap ?

Trent, turning back to the bartender after realising that Jamie Tartt is indeed snogging Roy Kent in a gay bar : another round please

Bro was so cute summer of 85 how did mike not crawl on his knees for him

Mike Wheeler & Will Byers in Stranger Things ⤷'the beginning of the end'

Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers!

Beezlebub: So there's this angel I really like...

Crowley: I wouldn't get your hopes up. I've spent 6000 years pining after mine.

Beezlebub: And we're gonna run away together because we've decided we're all we need. Screw Heaven and Hell, right?

Crowley *through gritted teeth and putting a wine bottle in a chokehold*: That's so great! I'm so happy for you