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He’s actually a mass murderer with a tragic af backstory who’s tortured inside because his childhood best friend/love interest was killed by his abusive father and now he’s on a mission for love and gayness.

new tumblr sexy man just dropped

Mother Lesbian: [pulling into the driveway of her woodland cottage in a U-haul]

Mother Bisexual: [sitting on the couch with their teenage dykelings, watching The L Word]

Mother Lesbian: [walking in the door] My love, I have procured enough sustenance to sustain our family for several months!

Mother Bisexual: (overjoyed) Oh, is that what the U-haul is for, my love?

Mother Lesbian: Why of course! Would you like to come see?

The lovely family walks out of their cottage and over to the U-haul.

Mother Lesbian: [opening the U-haul] Behold, my loves!

Carabiners tumble out of the U-haul as the young family begins to make snow angels in the metal. They are content.

Interrogator: JD Vance, vice president of the United States of America, did you kill the pope?

JD Vance: Guiltisent! I mean, innaguilty!

Stanley Pines: [emerging from behind a one-way mirror, with his face in shadow, manically laughing] I’ve tried that before, Vance… roll again.

DOOF FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2025 BABY!!!

Yo, I don’t think I can live, laugh, lesbian my way out of this country… and that makes me mad

I may not write something as profound or emotional as others on here but to me, William Finn was an amazing writer who changed my life and whose work has gotten me through tough times. He will be greatly missed and I hope we all carry on his legacy with dignity and pride. For, he is a man who faced adversity and still stood as himself. He is the kind of representation we need. Someone who just told it how it is in the best way he could.

Rest in peace. You were an amazing author and I will feel your influence for years to come.

Guess who’s excited for the new season???!!!

It’s not me, I hate geometric shapes who do stuff and Platypi x Evil Scientist homoerotic relationships.

I want someone to make one of those movies where the female protagonist runs into a hot male celebrity by chance and he’s like, “You want an autograph, beautiful?” And she’s all like, “No, I’m not a fan.” And he thinks that’s REALLY hot so he keeps making advances and everything seems to be going well but then at the end of the movie when he has to leave for plot reasons she’s all like, “Male celebrity heartthrob, you’ve been such a great friend to me.” And he finally goes in for the kiss but just then, her wife walks in and punches him and is all like, “WHAT THE FUCK,DUDE!” And it turns out she was just a lesbian all along.

Can’t wait for November babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 🎉

happy Thursday the 20th

Reblog if you're not human

Scientist IN Perry the Platypus??? Google… are you a Perryshmirtz shipper???

obsessed with the questions "who is phineas' enemy" and "who is the scientist in perry the platypus"

“What’s Aziraphale gonna be doing in heaven if we get a two year time skip?”

… Teaching the angels to dance?

Not so hot take: Spirit Halloween should sell actual Pyramid Steve costumes

Reblog this if it isn't the first time you heard about human Perry the Platypus

I now know that google’s generative AI is not, in fact a Phineas and Ferb stan… is it weird to say I’m disappointed???

Bruh my gf is Bi, love her 💚

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGAINST TRUMP AND PROJECT 2025

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR PEOPLE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ONE IRL

May I just say

“OW, my SUPPLE wrist!!!”-Mr.Blitzø Buckzo

My sibling asks me every once in awhile what my favorite element is and, every time I say Pizzazzium Infinionite and without fail they faceplant… it’s fun!!!

My GF's dad is at a cowboy themed karaoke night rn... Don't ask I don't know

trumpphobic

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS TRUMPPHOBIC

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

Are you aware I love you because now I get to see the cool extra pages without spending another 26$ after finding out there’s an exclusive version?

Lol thx I'm glad it made you happy 💚

My people, I just read “Dipper goes to Taco Bell” on a dare Ummmmmm… -10/10 do NOT recommend as I have been ✨traumatized✨

I am now going to go watch “Falsettos” for the first time cuz’ my friend keeps asking me to watch it lol.

There’s something wrong with my copy of Weirdmaggedon?

Happy 17th anniversary to these dorks

pnf community i love yall . you could literally just be like "krrkrkrkr" in the main tag and ppl would rb