VOTE

You know this is you, don’t deny it.

Whoops, hand slipped

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

Oh shit

Imagine being stalked by Stalker!Soap. He’s obsessed with you…your hair, eyes, lips, hands…everything. Your his world but you don’t know that yet. He’s always luring around watching and making sure your safe and he always seemed to disappear when you glance. Sometimes he’ll even leave gifts at your front door with things you coincidentally needed at the time. New clothes..hot food..cash. You didn’t complain though since you considered it a blessing but if only you knew the dark and depraved things Jonny wanted to do if and WHEN he got his hands on you and he would do anything to make you his even if it was illegal…👀🫣

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Fucking lifesaver, man.

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

#LateStageCapitalism

This is one I missed earlier, it's from 19:10pm GMT on the 9th of November 2023, so almost 2 hours ago

This is DEEPLY fucking concerning. It also explains the earlier report about Reuters denying they had prior knowledge too. I can see them using this as 'justifiable cause' for targeting journalists.

In the way they claim Hamas is in every mosque, ambulance, portaloo, I'm waiting for them to start saying the journalists they murder were ones who recorded footage from the 7th.

Reposting so I can look at this every morning.

im super late but idc