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I’ve come to a realization…

after watching Spiderman ATSV my friend immediately called me out on my dad obsession. Looking back on my hyperfixes... I uh...

ANYWAY,,, how fucking rude of them >:'[

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But in all seriousness come down to Lee High School if you want to show support, no admission needed! Just make sure you show up 30 minutes early for good parking.

Floyd be like:

making shrimp dishes for floyd. sinigang, fried shrimp, spicy shrimp. make him watch as i eat my fellow shrimp. slice of reality.

HAKAW HI SJAKDH I LAUGHED SM I CANT WITH THIS >>>>

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He watched carefully, stricken with all sorts of emotions as he watched you serve the shrimp, tangy and delicious as you licked your lips hungrily, wishing you could eat this in front of him.

You just smiled, like the innocent little prefect you are.

You smiled.

You then smiled sinisterly..

Floyd remained silent, eyes wide open as he watched you carefully, silently, staring as you continued putting plate upon plate of dishes of various shrimp on the table.

HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY??

"K-Koebi–chan. What the fuck are you—"

"Eat my brethren."

He paused.

You'd cook your own family? This turned into some Sweeney Todd shit fr-

Floyd raised his fork. Usually he'd love eating shrimp, he's a moray eel. It's in his diet! But for his own Shrimpy-chan TO COOK SHRIMP?? WHAT WAS HE TO SAY?

Does he call Jade? Does he run away or just submit to the agonising confusion and horrific reality of you deciding to boil your shrimpy brothers for each dish?

Azul watched from the side, eyeing every moment of the scene carefully as he did his best not to snort into a hysterical fit of laughter..

for once, he knows what it feels like to be terrified of someone else. Maybe that's why he loved you for giving him such a feeling nobody else could.

Fun fact: In ‘there were no instructions or fine print’, Ingo’s Sneasel form is actually that of a juvenile. So even though his very tired adult human mind knows what he’s doing is stupid, his much younger Sneasel body sometimes just makes him go ‘WHEEEEEEEE!’

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You know this is you, don’t deny it.