We're Here! We're Queer! We Want To Go Back To Bed!

A spaceship landed in the park. Two aliens - one twice the size of the other - emerged. They walked up to a jogger, and the larger alien pushed the smaller forward. "Go on. Ask." The small alien bowed to the jogger. "Are- are we there yet?" "Er… No?" "See?" said the large one.

"Are you ok?"

No

This entire fucking planet is run by

Genocidal Scam Artists in Overpriced Suits

Dysphoria: *is making me want to cry*

Me: *starts crying*

Dysphoria: You cry like a girl.

I’m stupid please come kiss me

Being on testosterone and having to go through puberty a second time because of that is weird. Like I'm completely calm, watching sherlock with my boyfriend and one second later I'm horny.

Klaus: who needs therapy when you have hair dye and Hawaiian shirts?

I want to tell you how much you mean to me. I want to show you what I wrote about you. But I'm so afraid. Afraid of what you'll think. Afraid that you won't understand. Because I couldn't even be mad, I barely understand it myself. But I wish I could let you know, but I'm way too afraid of losing you.

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

sorry for the doctor who spam. i will do it again.

Have you considered watching Doctor Who?