"What'd He Say? He's Gotta Pee?"

Isn't that what friends do? 😃

I might be a guy but in this case I'm one of the girlies ^^ woof

Let’s take a simple game of chance and make it more fun.

Flip a coin every day.

If you get tails there will be no orgasm for you today. Try again tomorrow.

If you get heads you may have a ruined orgasm today.

Or you can save it until tomorrow. Get heads again and you can have a real, satisfying, full orgasm.

What will you choose? How many days of landing on tails will it take for you to give in and claim that ruined orgasm?

How will you feel the day after a ruined orgasm when you get heads again, and realize you wasted your chance on a ruined mess?

Sorry whiteboi, she knows your little secret 🤏😂

A complete and utter dream >///<

Mssy

Omg even the tumblr ads think im a worthelss beta with ed!

Im constantly being recommended viagra >///<

E.. Even if i had something like that, my thingy doesnt get any kind of action that would necessitate this.

And thats why being a good little puppy is the best ^^ woof

You even get a comfy bed

@myheartinherhands

I... Ehehe~ well i got all of them...

Makes sense. [Reposted]

Daily Affirmations for losers.

Say all these things to yourself out loud, especially when you’re hand-humping.

I am a loser.

I deserve to be humiliated for being a loser.

I will never satisfy a woman.

I am beta.

I have a small penis.

Women are disgusted by My small penis.

I will serve.

I belong on My knees.

I will never compare to Alpha Males or Alpha Females.

I love being humiliated.

Every woman knows I’m a loser.

I’m addicted to humiliation.

Repeat this over & over until you can memorize it perfectly.