Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
A lot of people online just live on nothing but hatred and they always feel like it's justified and it almost never is.
(photos: USFWS)
me and the boys and our pet mutant have spotted the enemies of Christ and have made a great effort to whack them silly with a rpg tied to the end of an incredibly long pole
by Nevin Johnson
important culture exchange happening rn
tumblr entertain me
as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy
Horseshoe Crab by @ohshitseveralrats
(detail from the San Barnaba Altarpiece (c. 1488) by Sandro Botticelli)
A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
This is my version of being a grumpy old man.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
Glastonbury Abbey, England (*by TheDavePhotoAlbum)
Please tell me that y'all won't go back to tiktok once Trump gets whatever nefarious concessions he wants from the company and "saves" it. Like, you all NEED to stay gone. Stay on Xiaohongshu or move to other platforms or create a new one or whatever, but don't go back to whatever Trump-appeasement monstrosity TikTok is about to become. Don't do it.