header by angelatongart
118 posts
the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3
the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.
Happy 15th anniversary of what is technically Vriska Serket's first on-panel appearance.
dead
Having a boyfriend is literally free
I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
Favorite adderall review
okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.
I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.
so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.
OH MY GOD
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?
hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:
for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist
grandpa pussy attack
I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:
*reading from a skin bound tome summon an eldritch horror* "erm... im not even gonna *try* and pronounce that one!
girl SHOCKS colony of stray cats by speaking in PERFECT meow
hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna
the fact that the rebecca black album promo tour includes hanging out with rainbolt on his second channel is why she's the goat