I Just Imagine Bakugou Crashing Midoriya's Classes So Much To The Point That The Novelty Has Worn Off,

explain this one, liberals

All I want is the story to end on a bkdk-centered chapter. I don’t even care if the ship sails, just end it showing how our two boys have grown from chapter 1 to now.

Show us where they’re headed together

Shibuya cute itafushi save me

Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!

Harley: do the webs come out of you

Peter: no

Peter: what the fuck

Peter: that would be creepy and weird

Harley: but like imagine if they did

Peter: where would they come from

Harley: out of your pores?

Harley: you know like sweat?

Harley: imagine sweating webs

Peter:

Peter: you are so disgusting

Pro hero Katsuki: Listen, brats! Today we'll learn to work as a team. I'll be the villain, so you'll have to come up with a good strategy to defeat me together. But every time you lose, your sensei will have to give me a kiss. Teacher Izuku *blushing to the tip of his ears*: Kacchan! Pro hero Katsuki: Rules are rules, nerd! Class 1A: ...

In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

-

Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

-

Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

-

Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

-

Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

-

Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

-

Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

-

Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

-

Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

I don't think Tomioka likes physical touch that much but I would give him millions hugs

Tony, teaching Peter to drive: Okay Peter, what does a green light mean?

Peter: Go!

Tony: A red light?

Peter: Stop!

Tony: And what about a yellow light?

Peter: If you floor it, you can make it!

Tony: …No—

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Tony: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Tony: *turns around and helps Peter through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Peter.

Peter: Okay.

WE WERE INSEPARABLE, DAMMIT

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