AYO??
GET IN THE WATER???
WINDBAG JETPACK??
“you can’t kill me.”
“exactly.”
“how will you sleep at night?”
“next to my wife.”
ODYSSEUS????
do you realise how fucked up this group has to be when bucky barnes is the most stable out of all of them
Vengeance saga I love you 🫡
These two would not stop flirting with each other they are sick in the head
the growing up and realizing that you would NEVER treat someone your past age like that is so fucking real. God man i hope hes okay
🔱🩸 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN ? / YOU MONSTER !
happy November 16th to those who celebrate!
I stand by the idea that out of the trio, Polites would be the most willing to manwhore his way out of trouble. No wonder Jay had to kill him off so soon. There would’ve been no conflict. /silly
immortal snail au.
phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.
there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.
however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.
techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.