M0thb00bies - Vic’s Blog

"To the end of the earth.."

The amount of deathduo enjoyers that died this day, o7

poetic justice

Han with short hair bc that new concept art :p

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

Oh, you did a good thing

She could have been a poet

Or, she could have been a fool

Oh, you did a bad thing

Poseidon: Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.

Odysseus: Good point.

Poseidon:...wait, what?

Odysseus (picks up the trident)

Poseidon: You know what, I might have misspoken.

technoblade is a god.

a god of the water, the youngest one out of all his brothers and sisters. he’s important, life cannot exist with out the water. he’s important, water can beckon those unfortunate enough into deaths grasp.

technoblade was tired of simply being an asset, he wanted to *create*, he wanted to do what life did, because the oceans were so barren.

and he did, he created Life. the merfolk.

life was angry, he was furious actually. how dare technoblade create life? he’s a god of the water, the oceans. he has *no right.*

technoblade is cast out, doomed to be chained to the bottom of his ocean for all eternity for going against the sacred laws and rules of the gods.

phil is a wandering merfolk, he does not belong to a pod. he finds oddities in the deep parts of the oceans, trades them for coin and lives a quiet, albeit lonely life.

he makes a friend, a lady with a sleek black tail and purple eyes that shimmer with something otherworldly. she joins him, claiming she’s looking for her brother. phil helps, and she promises him great coin for the venture. she says her name is kristin.

he goes into a trench, like normal. except this one reaches deeper then he’s ever seen one go, and he follows it down. down, down, down.

he sees a statue, chained wrapping around its entire body and cementing it to the ocean floor. it’s huge, easily three times phil’s size.

hes studying the statue, and it looked tired. he thinks it’s weird, but..

the statue blinks at him.

thank you for 20 follwrs btw I have nothing to offer jm a tired college student

A moment of rest

“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED