"and Then Philza Did Something Technoblade Would Never, In A Hundred Or A Million Years, Have Expected

c!tommy dying the white streak in his hair pink, he’d much rather share that resemblance with somebody worthy of it. he looks in the mirror and sees technoblade in the delicately dyed lock, thinks of him as he sits cross legged in the bathroom floor dying the strand when it grows pale

poetic justice

immortal snail au.

phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.

there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.

however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.

techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.

death family !!!

I doubt I'll get around to a 600 Strike animatic in the near future, so this'll have to do for now.

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

a fic? in THIS economy?!

Techno is five when he wakes up in the basement of a church.

Techno is six when he’s informed of his purpose

Techno is fifteen when he finally understands.

or,

techno is the conduit of the blood god, and has spent his life living with the blood gods cult.

Death’s emissary 

Good boy, Sumo.

Patreon | Twitter