Latest Posts by m0thb00bies - Page 3
(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)
*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*
poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*
poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!
poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*
poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.
poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*
poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!
amphitrite: ...
amphitrite: *sighs*
*meanwhile on ithaca*
odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*
odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"
odysseus: *violently sneezes*
penelope: ...
penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?
odysseus: no i'm fine.
odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again
odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*
I stand by the idea that out of the trio, Polites would be the most willing to manwhore his way out of trouble. No wonder Jay had to kill him off so soon. There would’ve been no conflict. /silly
You can’t tell but Athena is trying not to laugh.
I had some wild ideas, like having Zeus take the form of the cattle that Eurylochus killed, imagine a decapitated bull running around with blood gushing. But I decided to keep it more normal…
Either way, I’ve started working on Thunder Bringer again, folks!
till death do us part
"To the end of the earth.."
The amount of deathduo enjoyers that died this day, o7
careful where you swing that sword old man might end up straight through the heart of your son
sans
Oh, you did a good thing
She could have been a poet
Or, she could have been a fool
Oh, you did a bad thing
Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?
Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo
*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*
Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you
the growing up and realizing that you would NEVER treat someone your past age like that is so fucking real. God man i hope hes okay
a fic? in THIS economy?!
Techno is five when he wakes up in the basement of a church.
Techno is six when he’s informed of his purpose
Techno is fifteen when he finally understands.
or,
techno is the conduit of the blood god, and has spent his life living with the blood gods cult.
Han with short hair bc that new concept art :p
Some water god au writing as a treat! Since it won the poll <3
immortal snail au.
phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.
there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.
however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.
techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.
(Epic: the Vengeance Saga spoilers!)
please don’t smite me but, how are you doing after Odysseus stabbed you with your own trident?
...
smites you anyway
can you tell me about your ghost au? i'm super curious
omg hi yes
originally the idea came from a discord convo with @ctechnoblade and it’s simply been rotting in my brain
techno is a ghost, obvs. he was murdered when he was a teen. years pass, Phil buys and moves into the house not knowing technos haunting it. he at first tries to get Phil out of the house , being dead for so long has warped his perception and also he can’t *tell* it’s Phil. he’s older.
techno and Phil were childhood best friends before techno was murdered, too. So :)))))))
Vengeance saga I love you 🫡
doodles of the “phil and techno learned each other’s language while growing up together” concept i posted yesterday on twitter!!
Keep rubbing it in, thank you very much.
You left the DSMP fandom? I didn't. It's had me in a choke hold. its had me in a choke hold its had me in a chok
working on fics maybe 🫶 which one should I try to fics on
SBI & Co. height check!
