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I died dead
KRISTEN STEWART Rolling Stone Magazine (Feb 14, 2024)
This is my humor - right here fr
*At the weekly dinner at Potters*
Sirius: Regulus! What were you doing today I couldn't reach you all day!
Regulus: *without hesitation* James
Remus: ...
Peter: ...
Everyone else: ...
James: *chokes on water*
Sirius: What about James?
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*few days later*
Sirius: OH THOSE MOTHERF*CKERS
Now I get the Twilight titles
Tell me why I finally understand why they have their names:
Twilight: Start of the night, and the moon rising. Like Bella meeting Edward who is obviously the moon in this context.
New moon: which is when the moon isn't like visible because yk Edward leaves.
Eclipse: Because you know, the moon is blocking the sun, which the sun is Jacob and Edward still the moon
And breaking dawn: Dawn is the rise of the sun, so like, the rise of a new era? I dunno
UM IM SORRY BUT-
WHY DO I LIKE THIS, LORD HELP ME
‘Be a good boy for me?’
Click to see him be good.
Zodic Acadamy Book 8
I swear to god if I don't see more Darcy and Darius sister + brother bonding time I'm going to scream.
I also need Geradine and Max + Seth and Caleb to get together.
I need to see Lavina die by the hands of Tory+Darcy
I want to see Darius kill Lionel
I want to much but if it don't happen I'm crying
My lovely new obsessions
I swear, I only found out about Wolfstar, Jegulus, and Drarry like a year ago now I'm obsessed, and it's just- not good guys.
I like reading stuff for this kinda stuff and shit dude, it makes me want to cry.
I feel like all these couples would've done so well in the movies.
For example:
Draco and Harry had more chemistry in the movie than Harry had with anyone and in the movie series Harry was like completely obsessed with Draco on the marauder's map.
Remus and Sirius in the shrieking shake scene when they hugged, I swear they were about to kiss but of course, THE CHILDREN IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM WATCHING HAD TO BE THERE
Regulus and James would've been so cute!!!! Like imagine Harry with 2 fathers, I would've died honestly, and I would've loved to see Sirius just comment on the relationship (teasing) all the time, it would be hilarious