Mandmexpressed - Bull & Quean

Interesting conversation

Hey y’all! I know it’s been a long, long time since we’ve been around but real life is just... well it’s a bitch LOL

But last night hubby and I had an interesting conversation and I wanted to share it and see who would want to discuss it and/or share their own experiences!

So we had a cold front come through here the past few days and last night (Sunday) we were cuddled up on the couch with football playing in the background and suddenly I hear him audibly smirk.

Me - ‘What’s up?’ Him - ‘See this chick?’

I did and woof she was cute. She was standing there in (tight) turtleneck and jeans outside of a church. She had piercing green eyes, pretty face, great tits, and thick, thick legs. I was excited because I thought I was going to get a story!

Then he scrolled and there was her husband and two sons.

Me - ‘Oh, why are you showing me this?’ Him - ‘Isn’t it interesting how people change for things?’ Me - ‘What does that mean?’ Him - ‘We used to be friends, before I met you, and if someone had told me she would be a suburban, church-going, monogamous, mom-of-two I would have laughed.’ Me (excited because I knew where this was going) - ‘Care to share?’

He proceeded to tell me that they had a friends-with-benefits type arrangement (they never found a romantic spark) but some of the things they did together and with a few friends had been kinky as fuck - and mostly her idea.

Creampies, anal, group sex, public sex and facials... I was turned on as fuck, especially since she had also nearly gotten to the point where she wanted friends to come over and watch since their experiences had ‘gotten out.’ (Never happened, she had to move for work BOOOOOO LOL)

Honestly I felt kind of lucky, too, because who knows if they’d still be together but she had always told him she’d ‘never been happier, sexually’ and was just so excited to do things with him.

We went through our social media and talked about a lot of previous hookups and partners, it was fun to see how many of their lives were so totally different from when we knew them and we had fun theorizing whether they were getting their needs met hahahaha.

Obviously we all know that certain things can change people - life experiences, work changes, marriage, kids.

There’s also the fact that some people just go through a ‘phase.’

Or some just meet the right sexual partner at the right time.

And in some cases youth just leaves people feeling invulnerable and more willing to try things (although, people who have kids early tend to turn it around later in life which is awesome too! LOL)

Anyway, wanted to throw it out there to see if anyone else has ever experienced this on that level (or at all!). Love y’all!

Good morning Tumblrs x

NSFW asks - Wife's turn!

1:When did you lose your virginity? 19 for full, 15 for fingers, 16 for oral

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Obviously I’m a quean, but unusual? Hmmmm - I like to have multiple people sucking on my tits at once, or just one person focusing on my tits.

I also like to be lightly humiliated and used.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Restaurant

5: Favourite sex position? Doggy

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, parking lot and park

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes (roommates in college, kids)

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? None! Haha. But I like thongs and very intricately designed bras

12: How often do you have sex? Twice a day at least

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? If we’re talking about someone I want to have sex with but haven’t, yes - and she knows.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Giving, easy - both male and female

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Early experience in college - at a party in a jacuzzi and everyone was tipsy. Most of us ended up naked and I stood up and shook my ass around for fun, but a guy tried to finger me and I freaked out and broke his finger.

Second, or maybe 1B, was a time when a former boyfriend wanted to use a huge toy on me and when he pulled it out I let loose a HUGE queef.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? I don’t like music during sex

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? (see above)

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Love it, love to roleplay.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Bath

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Pornstar?Lucie Wilde. Person I know? An employee of my husband.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes, multiple.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes - vibrator, plugs, strap-ons

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Every day at least once

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? Thankfully I married my best friend, so yes. I also have a GF nearby who’s a very dear friend, so I’m lucky.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) No

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Nipple sucking, big tits, group sex, light humiliation

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Legs, face, arms

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Tits, face, legs

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My phone hahahahaha, otherwise my toys

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Double vaginal - wasn’t ready, didn’t really go forward with it after they were both in.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, I suck myself off my husband all the time.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Fruit

35: Worst possible time to get horny: Showing a house as a real estate agent

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Fuck yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: It isn’t unless it keeps him from fucking me haha

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 'I love how wet and into it you are.’

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Pussy eating/fingering, nipple play, making out

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: 14

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, a few weeks back

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Flashlight (Y’all I was bad off)

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? All the time - love lesbian and gay porn (plus my husband is bi which is amazing)

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Yes, I find it’s a perfect way to focus on your partner(s)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I love a good tattoo

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Done it, it was quite unfortunate

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything fried

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar - I love to put on a show.

53: Do you watch porn? Every day, husband and I share pics a lot, and I do with my GF as well.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Partially during sex as mild degrading, but also by a stripper as a ‘compliment’

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yes, I do it all the time

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? No, I actually like my husband to have a mild bush

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? I suppose this is for guys but if I could eat myself, 100%

58: Booty or Boobs? This is hard, I really can’t pick but since I have to - boobs

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 1) Have sex with my husband

2) Masturbate

3) Stick something in my ass to see if it felt different

4) Send a dick pic (hahahaha)

5) Fuck one of my girlfriends

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Frequently

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? All the time

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? I was squirmy and weird during a blowout one time, and my stylist recognized it. When I stood up my yoga pants were soaked - I really have 0 idea why I was like that that day, but she picked on me about it (we didn’t get to have sex that day, which was a huge bummer)

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Toys, clitoral

65. What is your bra/penis size? Bra - 48DDD (looking to enhance to 48FF or GG)

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Flashlight LOL

67. When was the last time you masturbated? Last night

68. When was the last time you had sex? This morning

69. When was the last time you watched porn? Last night

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Last toy was a triple-dick strap on for me and my GF (two for me, one for her). First toy ever was a very basic dildo.

71. Guys:Circumsized? Yes (preferred)

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples, clit

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? Yes

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Don’t remember

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? Servicing three guys at the beach

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? I have sex with my friends all the time - well, not as often these days due to kids, but we’re ramping back up as they get older and move out.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Channing Tatum.

80. Favorite sexual position? Doggy.

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? All. The. Time. DO IT.

82. Are you into any BDSM? No.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Y’all - my husband has this cousin by marriage (I actually don’t know what her relation to him is properly defined as, she’s his uncle’s step-daughter) who has a body that’s JUST LIKE Lucie Wilde’s and I want to fuck her so bad. We went to the beach with her one time and neither of us could stay out with her because she knows she’s a bimbo slut and wears micro bikinis and lays out for all to see. We just kept getting hot and bothered and it was slightly awkward.

(OH MY GOD My husband just told me we gave the same answer on this hahahahaha)

84. Do you like dirty talk? All the time, especially mild degrading

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? I wanted to say ‘quiet’ but the husband was like ‘You know better.’

I’m loud.

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Kids, roommates in the past.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Quean, humilation (think kink.com), group, gay/lesbian, bisexual

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes, (to the masturbation part). She loved it, but we still haven’t hooked up.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and yes.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and yes (but not as often)

Hubby & GF

Writer’s note - Y’all! I have SO MUCH RESPECT for some of you who do this regularly because that first story was HARD. LOL

Anyway, going to try and keep this one a little shorter and then I’m going to pass it back to hubby because I need a break hahaha. I think from this point forward we’ll trade one-for-one.

Hubby wanted me to also note that we’re open for questions, chats, or DMs - just reach out! We’ve been talking to one lady from the D.C. area (you know who you are!) and we love her!

I was nervous and a little frustrated. I had met Sam twice and she seemed OK and I knew she and my husband had a connection deeper than lust. But that’s not what bothered me - what bothered me is I thought she either wanted to take my hubby from me or was trying to take over our household.

But y’all she was GOOD she was never overt about it and never disrespected me and was always supportive of both of us so at this point it was just a feeling. (Which actually turned out to be true for those looking for any historical context. When the kids were going to move in with us full time hubby and I discussed bringing Sam in as a sister wife and she outright declined with no conversation and no openness about it at all. She told hubby ‘that’s fine but no thanks’ and it took years for him to get back into conversations with her but they’ve never hooked up again.)

We were both sitting on the couch waiting but I noticed his left leg going a mile a minute.

Me - ‘You look nervous.’ Him - ‘I am. You guys both think you’re out to get the other and are semi-frienemies. I’m just worried this will go south.’ Me - ‘I know and I’m trying I just get a bad vibe from her.’ Him - ‘I know, that’s why I’m making this happen now. I’m tired of the bad air between the two of you and if it can’t be fixed I want to know.’ Me - ‘I know and I’m going to try, really, for you - but I will fucking kill her.’ Him - ‘Well THAT’S reassuring.’

We both laughed, but then sat there in silence for about 10 minutes. The air was heavy because we both knew the stakes - I loved him, he loved me, but in the end he also loved this woman and it would hurt him to have to let her go. I felt secure in our relationship I knew he wasn’t going to leave me but I hated that I might hurt him. I also had a TON of respect for him forcing the moment because that meant he wasn’t wasting time and knew I wanted someone for him full time that worked.

It seemed like an eternity but finally headlights came through the front windows. Hubby went out to open and close the gate for her and then walked her in. She clearly understood the assignment because she was wearing a Burberry coat and once removed all she had on was a silver and white bralet with nothing else.

All I had on was a PINK thong.

Her (smirking) - ‘Clearly we’re a good match.’ Me (smirking, couldn’t help it she was hot) - ‘Clearly.’ Him - ‘Well, guess I need to get on board here.’

We all chuckled as he took off his clothes and she and I removed what little we had and sat on the small couch together and he sat on the large one. As I removed her bralet we sat down and I massaged her tits a for a second they were so fucking nice.

Me - ‘I love your tits.’ Her - ‘And I love yours, but I hear you don’t like me.’ Me - ‘I get the same vibe from you.’

This had turned into a cat-and-mouse game as she smirked again and stared straight into my eyes. I stared right fucking back because of this bit...

She grabbed my tits and kissed me.

I was in shock. I had no idea what the fuck to expect but she came in guns blazing and as much as I wanted to control the situation I realized I had already lost - my sub side was starting to kick in.

I moaned and kissed back. She exhaled a laugh while still kissing me and pinched my nipples, she took her other hand and started to massage my pussy. You guessed it - soaked.

Her (pulling away) - ‘My goodness, what a good girl.’ Me (swooning with lust) - ‘You like that?’ Her - ‘Mmmmhm, lay back and let’s see how you taste.’ Me - ‘Yes ma’am.’

Yes ma’am? What the fuck? I was so confused but I did as I was told and laid back and opened my legs wide. She rubbed her hand up and down the length of my pussy and all you could hear was wetness.

She dove in and hubby had clearly taught her how I liked to be eaten as she started with long, forceful tongue strokes on my clit and then would suck on it for a few seconds, then start over. 

I heard movement and looked over to see hubby rock hard walking toward me. He draped his leg over me and SHOVED his cock in my mouth and started fucking my throat while he massaged my tits. All I could hear was the mixture of our moans, the sounds of my throat being fucked, and the wetness of my pussy.

Sam was good, she could tell I was close, and she went for the kill by sucking hard on my clit. An orgasm ripped through me and I nearly screamed.

Her - ‘Mmmm, almost too easy.’ Him - ‘Give her a second to come down then add fingers. We’ll need another two before she’s in the right place.’ Her - ‘Yes sir.’

‘Fuck,’ I thought as I came down. Of course his perfect ass was going to make this perfect LOL he had clearly coached Sam beforehand and now I was going to be putty in their hands.

And I loved it.

He pushed me against the side of the couch and propped my head on the arm while putting both knees on either side of my head. I knew what was coming but still wasn’t prepared as he shoved his cock in my mouth again and started fucking my throat relentlessly.

Meanwhile I felt two fingers slide into me and start massaging my spot. Soon after her lips once again found my clit.

I started to flail the second one is always the hardest when it’s focused pleasure like that but he held my arms and kept fucking while she held my legs. It didn’t take long, maybe 30 seconds, and I was squirting.

Her - ‘Holyyyyyy shit.’ Him - ‘I told you, it’s fucking sexy isn’t it?’ Her - ‘That was amazing. But she’s shaking so heavily do you think she can handle another?’ Him - ‘I know my wife, one more and things will get interesting.’

We really didn’t need another, I was where he wanted me to be but I couldn’t say anything as his cock was basically living in my throat. It all felt so amazing but I was wondering what his end game was going to be. Before I could start thinking about it he pulled out and put his balls in my mouth and she went back to pleasuring me.

I didn’t fight this one because I didn’t want to and it came with ease. My mind gave way and I was there to be used and I had to get some of the details from hubby on the next part LOL

He gently rolled me around on the couch and pushed my legs back to give him full access to my sloppy pussy.

Him - ‘Sit on her face she loves to eat pussy in this situation.’ Her - ‘Are you sure?’ Me - ‘Look at her face.’

Sam looked at me and I was looking right back at her with a face that said ‘Please for the love of God sit on my face.’ She smirked like the calculating bitch she was and threw her leg over and sat down on me.

She tasted like heaven and pina colada and had this cute little clit that I immediately gravitated to.

Her - ‘Oh, oh fuck yes oh that feels good.’ Him (with a visible smirk) - ‘Told you.’

I felt him guide his thick cock inside me and start to pound with every bit of strength he had. He was going SO deep and I was so wet it was amazing.

Her - ‘God watching that, oh fuck I might cum.’ Him - ‘Let yourself go, watch my cock split her open and feel her tongue on you.’ Her - ‘Y’all are too much fuckkkk.’

I felt her legs shake and then the rest of her body and she didn’t stop quivering for awhile. I was impressed by her strength because I just kept sucking and licking and she held on for the whole thing.

When she was done she collapsed over and I could feel her breathing on my stomach, then her head moved and I didn’t know what she was doing until I felt her tongue on my clit.

Me - ‘Oh no, no no no please oh fuck.’ Him - ‘Yes baby lick it, I want to feel her cum.’ Her - ‘Yes daddy.’

Yup, that was it. She called him daddy and I was done and I couldn’t help but feel every inch of him fuck me as I came on his perfect cock.

Him - ‘Oh fuck she cumming, oh fuck.’ Her - ‘Cum inside her.’ Him - ‘Fuckkkk yes.’

His dick pulsed, hard, and he started filling me up. Despite how wet I was he was cumming so hard I could feel it inside me and it pushed me even more over the edge. I didn’t cum again but I was just in complete and total pleasure.

I felt her shift as he pulled out and then I heard him moan. I can only guess she was sucking him because at this point I couldn’t move and had no idea what was going on, the only thing I felt was fire and pleasure.

I felt her get off and him get up.

Her - ‘God she’s so sexy.’ Him - ‘I know, she’s so good and I love how she just gave herself over.’ Her - ‘I still need you.’ Him - ‘Mmmm’

I felt a blanket fall over me and then a light kiss on my head.

I let my head fall over to see Sam on her knees while hubby sat on the big couch and she was sucking him furiously. I let out an exhale because I was still so turned on and it was so hot to watch her head bob on his cock while her big tits rested on the couch.

She stood up and I watched her in all her glory and then place a knee at either side of him and guide his fat cock inside her. The moan she let out was perfect, and in that moment I was so jealous and also SO. FUCKING. TURNED. ON.

As she moved her hips up and down on him I watched his face emulate absolute pleasure and I hoped that’s what he looked like when he fucked me. Hubby took one of her tits in his mouth and it was at that time I felt myself subconsciously reaching down to touch myself.

The sounds of her pussy wrapping around his cock and the moans they were both making were more than enough, a few minutes later I was trying to hold my noise back as I came under the sheet.

Her (between breaths of ecstacy) - ‘Holy shit she’s masturbating.’ Him (looking at with me with a smile) - ‘I love you.’ Me (smiling) - ‘I love you, too.’

I’m guessing since he knew I was awake he wanted to put on a show, so he pushed her off and flipped her over. He massaged her pussy with his cock and her face told me everything I needed to know - she was preparing herself to get fucked.

Hubby shoved himself in with extra power.

Her - ‘Oh God FUCK.’

Her neck was tensed and she wasn’t breathing, her face red and contorted with pain and pleasure. I was so proud of hubby because even though he had already fucked me he was still so hard. I was so jealous that she was getting more dick than me but I loved it all the same.

Hubby pulled her arms back and held them behind her while he groped her big tits and ravaged her pussy. I watched her tits bounce and body shake every time he pushed inside her and I started to rub my clit again. I was so sore but I needed another orgasm because the jealousy and the lust was such a powerful combination I couldn’t help it.

I came again, this time I didn’t hide it.

It must have turned him on, because just a few seconds later he rammed himself into her and started grunting like a wild beast. Watching Sam brace through it and then go cross-eyed when he started cumming inside her was one of the most erotic things I’ve ever seen and I’ll never forget it.

I watched them both collapse onto the couch on all fours, his cock visible between her legs twitching while she had cum running down her legs. She turned her head and they kissed for awhile and my jealousy started to overwhelm the lust.

Me - ‘Ahem.’ Her - ‘Oh haha, so sorry, got caught up in it.’ Me - ‘I could tell.’ Him - ‘Enjoy the show?’ Me - ‘Yes, I did, but my jealousy is ramping up.’ Me - ‘And I’m not trying to manipulate, just being honest.’ Him - ‘Come see my love.’

I got up and he laid back on the couch and I laid down on him, Sam kind of positioned herself on him but next to me.

Her - ‘Are you OK? I didn’t mean to offend.’ Me - ‘It’s not offense it’s just... that’s a lot to take in when you’re coming down. Y’all have a very clear and strong connection.’ Him - ‘But here we are, together. I know it’s a lot but we can talk through it.’ Me - ‘No, we can talk through it later. Just laying here with y’all makes it better.’ Her - ‘I’m glad, I like you.’ Me (giggling) - ‘I like you, too.’

She and I kissed. It was a loving kiss, not lustful like before, but like she cared. As you all know in the end she either wanted it to just be us or take over for me but in that moment I released some of my jealousy because clearly she and I had chemistry, too.

Me - ‘I can see why he likes you so much.’ Her - ‘I can see the same in you.’ Him - ‘I’m just happy you both are getting along!’

We all laughed.

We capped the event with a few glasses of wine each and some throw-together type charcuterie board. The conversation was actually quite nice and I found myself coming to like Sam more and more which was also VERY scary.

We had sex again in the shower, a little lighter and more fanciful this time with hubby lifting Sam’s leg up and fucking her while he stared into her eyes, and then taking me from behind and cumming inside me.

Sam ate the cream pie then we all dried off and went to bed.

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I want to talk about the next day and a few days after real quick because I think it’s important. We woke up later than expected and Sam had to run to meet her boss in 30 minutes so I was a little disappointed when we didn’t get any morning sex for the three of us.

But when she left I spoke with hubby.

Me - ‘I kept it in last night and this morning, but y’all are WAY closer than you let on.’ Him (clearly busted and deflated) - ‘I know, I didn’t really know what to say! I got scared.’ Me (relenting) - ‘It’s fine, I appreciate you telling me the truth now but don’t do that again.’ Me (playing) - ‘I will say the jealousy amped up the orgasms.’ Him (smirking) - ‘I could tell, you should have seen your face.’ Me - ‘Did you like it?’ Him - ‘Oh yeah.’ Me - ‘Good, if you want it to happen again don’t withhold information from me.’ Him - ‘But I thought...’ Me - ‘(his name) if we’re going to do this we have to be honest with each other.’ Me (continuing) - ‘Think about it from my perspective - from where I stand you could run off with her at any time y’all appear to be that close.’ Him - ‘But I wouldn’t.’ Me - ‘And I trust you, but right now you’re on thin ice.’ Him - ‘What can I do?’ Me - ‘I want to shut it down for a few days, maybe a week. I want you to make me feel special.’ Him (smirking) - ‘Yes ma’am.’

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I wanted to bring that conversation up because I think it’s important for any couple who’s trying this to realize it’s not perfect and it’s not always smooth sailing. I wasn’t manipulating him, I was genuinely fucking hurt and he knew it but he took the time to get me back right and he let everyone else know he was off-limits for awhile. And, of course, he kept me in the loop going forward on EVERYTHING.

Remember ladies and gents be kind to one another, listen, and grow! It’ll do wonders!

I’ve had a lot of fun with you all but I’ll be stepping back for hubby to tell two stories from his days before me that I LOVE and I know you will, too. They aren’t my favorite of his but we’ll work up to that one day I hope.

Talk soon (kisses).

NSFW asks - looked like fun

1:When did you lose your virginity? 17

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? As a guy, still love nipple play. Also not a fan of cocks in my ass, but do like small plugs.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? City Hall

5: Favourite sex position? Doggy

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, several

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? As a guy, love the hip shapers with thong backs

12: How often do you have sex? Twice a day

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Yes, some know some don’t.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Tough, but in the end giving

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Bad stomach virus but was dating a nympho who wanted to risk it. Thankfully she knew the risk and understood when things went south.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Not into it - I like to hear real sex.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? (see above)

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? If the occasion suits.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Tough, but if I had to pick - shower.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Pornstar? Ava Addams or Lucie Wilde. Person I know? A local real estate agent (who also knows I’m into it, she’s debating)

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes (see above) 

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Too often, honestly

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? She’s my wife, so yes. Honestly I’d fuck my dude best friend too if it wouldn’t make it awkward

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) No

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Big tits and when it’s obvious someone is very into the sex that’s going on (real life or porn)

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Face, tits, legs

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Dick, ass, legs

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Fleshlight

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Gave being penetrated a shot, wasn’t a fan

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes. Was good, had a large amount of fruit earlier that evening

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Fruit

35: Worst possible time to get horny: Business meeting (happens all the time)

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Turns me on, so yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: Only if it affects your sex drive

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: ‘That’s never fucking happened’ with heavy breathing and a believable emotional response that made it at least feel real

Wife’s best friend saying that she had been very active and I was at least top 3

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Pussy eating/fingering, ass fingering/licking, making out, sucking nipples

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: 11

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes, again probably too many

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, two weeks ago before it go cold

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes, already asked

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes, already asked

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 0 clue on this one.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Yes. I’m into guys sometimes

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Yes, giving and receiving. I find it intimate

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Doesn’t bother me if they own it.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Done it, not all it’s cracked up to be.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Fried food hahahaha.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar - I like to show off and I’m very voyeuristic.

53: Do you watch porn? Often.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Wanted too much sex from a girl at the time

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? I do it often.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Nope, have done would do again.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? Yes. I give other dudes head, why not myself?

58: Booty or Boobs? God such tough questions - boobs.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Actually no. I ALMOST did, seriously, but couldn’t go through with it. For some that’s probably close enough.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 1) Play with my boobs, probably too much

2) DP myself

3) Fuck a guy friend

4) Fuck my wife

5) Masturbate to end the day

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? All too often.

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? See above

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Yes (she then sucked it)

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Hands, toys, prostate

65. What is your bra/penis size? Penis - just over 8″

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Another dick

67. When was the last time you masturbated? This morning

68. When was the last time you had sex? At lunch

69. When was the last time you watched porn? This morning

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Yes, last one I bought was a new plug for Christmas. First toy was my first plug.

71. Guys:Circumsized? Yes

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Dick

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? NA

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No, actually - kind of surprising

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Hmmm, can’t remember.

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? I actually had a huge crush on a new professor in college. She was older, looked like Sara Jay, and I wanted her bad. I actually came all over my sheets from this one.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? Plenty - I really just want to have sex with all my friends, it’s kind of toxic.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Plenty, hard to name just a few.

80. Favorite sexual position? Doggy.

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? I’m a dude, so haven’t heard that before.

82. Are you into any BDSM? Not really, no.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Cousin by marriage (uncle’s wife’s daughter from first marriage). There’s the whole family thing but she’s actually very, very sexy and has huge natural tits and the body to match. If I could, I would in a heartbeat (my wife actually fantasizes about this)

84. Do you like dirty talk? 100% - before sex, after, sexting, etc.

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Quiet during both.

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Yes, kids.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Quean, group sex, pregnancy sex/creampie, gloryhole

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes, but only after we had sex (was actually my wife, and her friend)

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and yes.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and no.

Our first foray - Part 3B (Finale finale!)

I arrived back home around 5:15. My wife was already there and waiting for me with more fruit (to which I laughed).

Me - ‘You really want me to be prepped for this, don’t you?’ Her - ‘Yeah, I want you to have fun. I think it’s a big step for both of us and if you don’t have fun, well... it might be hard for me to get you to try again.’

The conversation struck me. It felt good, to me, that my wife understood this was a difficult step for me. Reading about her and her friend’s past escapades was one thing (and a hot thing), but actually going forward with having sex with this woman - in our house, no less - was another.

But I had agreed. I was committed. This was going to happen.

Me - ‘I appreciate what you do for me. I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you too, now I’m going to get my nails done and hitting dinner with (another friend’s name). You relax and have fun.’ Her - ‘And I’ll take that.’

She very deftly snatched my wallet and took out the credit card. I didn’t care, it was a funny move and she knew I’d pay anyway.

Me - ‘Have fun my love, and I can’t wait to tell you what happens... and talk more about your past.’ Her - ‘Well, you’ll have to work that second part out of me. But don’t worry about it now, have fun!’

I closed her door and she drove off. I walked back in the house, munched on some grapes and blueberries, consumed some water, and stared at the clock. A watched pot never boils, and so to did the next 30 minutes seem to crawl by. Finally, a text.

(Wife’s friend) - ‘Hey, got caught up by I’m on my way!’ Me - ‘Great, I’m fruited and watered up.’ Her - ‘Hahaha. You better be!’

Doubt started to creep in. What if my wife got mad? What if I couldn’t perform? What if my wife’s friend and I didn’t have chemistry?

Me (texting wife) - ‘Doubt, nervous. Just started creeping in.’ Her - ‘She’s on her way, isn’t she?’ Me - ‘Yes.’ Her - ‘(My name) let go. Just enjoy it, that’s what this about. She’s fucking gorgeous, busty, and she’s hyper-sexual just like me. I have 0 doubt y’all are going to have fun if you just LET YOURSELF go.’

She was right, as usual. I did find her friend extremely attractive and she clearly liked the picture of my cock and my cum, so there was some base interest.

Me - ‘You’re right. I love you, I’m in for this.’ Her - ‘I love you too, I swear. This isn’t a trap, have fun, the more fun you have the better the story and the more I’m going to love you both telling it!’

I took a deep breath and relaxed. I focused on what I knew about the friend coming - her looks, enthusiasm, and sexuality. I looked back through our texts and finally started to get into, at least I thought, the right mindset.

Finally the doorbell rang.

When I opened it, she was standing there with a giant smile on her face. I took it all in - she looked amazing, and had very positive body language, and I noticed her tits through her body suit. The sight alone was... incredible.

Her - ‘Hey, can I...’

I didn’t let her finish. I pulled her inside, slammed the door, knocked her purse out of her hands, and planted a giant kiss. It was a risk, truly, but when she forced her tongue back into my mouth I knew I had made the right call.

The chemistry was immediately apparent. Our heads moved in almost the same direction every time as we pushed our tongues together and made out in the foyer. I started to explore her body with my hands, rubbing her tits, legs, hips, and ass. I was getting harder with every passing moment, and I slipped my hand into her pants to see if she was reacting similarly.

She was, absolutely soaked, and I moved my hand until I found her clit and started to give nice, long strokes.

Her (breathing heavily) - ‘Oh fuck yes I needed this.’ Me (sucking on her neck) - ‘Makes two of us.’

I took a moment to guide her hand to my hard cock. She made an excited moaning noise and she felt it, and rubbed her hand a long it. I was in it, full tilt, and so was she - I almost couldn’t believe this was happening but I pushed it from my mind.

She pulled away, looked me dead in the eyes, bit her lip, and sank to her knees. She undid my pants and pulled them down, causing my cock to pop out from underneath my briefs.

Her - ‘Oh yeah, I can see how you’ve kept her pussy on lockdown.’

I figured it was a comment to ask about later, and guided her mouth onto my cock. She released a loud moan as it went in, her mouth was so warm, hungry, almost perfect. I rocked my head back and released a moan.

She started massaging my balls as her mouth bounced on my dick. I started to realize that she and my wife had similar technique, yet another question for later.

After a few minutes of bliss I told her to take her pants and the body suit off.

Her (aggressively removing clothing) - ‘Yes sir. Are you ready to fuck?’ Me - ‘No, I like to eat pussy and I want to eat yours, now.’ Her - ‘Are you sure?’

That question threw me off for a second, but I recovered.

Me - ‘Yes, I think you’ll love it. Besides, you told me how you like it.’

She took my hand and led me into the living room. I removed the rest of my clothing as she fell onto the couch, rolling onto her back and lifting her legs. Her pussy was gorgeous, and I didn’t hesitate - I sunk down on my knees and took everything in my mouth and sucked hard.

Her - ‘Oh my fucking God.’

Her legs went stiff, almost weirdly so, but I backed off and pulled her lips apart. I started giving her the long, hard licks with my tongue on her clit.

Her - ‘Hnnnnh. Hmmmmh.’

It was like she was on the borderline between pain and pleasure.

Me - ‘Do you want me to stop?’ Her - ‘Absolutely fucking not, keep going.’

I returned to the tongue strokes, adding two fingers to the move with the come hither motion. I felt her body responding to it as she moved her hips with my fingers, but her legs were still very tight. I looked up to see her holding her tits in her hands, breathing very heavily.

I started to pull my fingers tight against her walls, and watched as her stare became blank. ‘Oh shit’ I thought, knowing where this was going but also feeling extremely fucking empowered that it was about to happen.

And so it did. She grunted, heavily, and her legs started to vibrate intensely. Eventually, they were quaking and I pulled back to see her nipples twist, and her pussy just start pushing juices out onto the couch.

I got greedy at this point, I wanted to see how far it would go, so I started pulling again in the middle of her orgasm, and then sunk my face into her wetness.

Her - ‘Oh fuck nooo....’

She trailed into a scream, squirted, and her legs were basically convulsing. That lasted for about eight seconds and then she passed out.

Me - ‘Oh, oh damn. Um, (friend’s name)? You OK?’

She was breathing still, clearly, but was definitely no longer awake. 

I pulled out my phone and texted my wife.

Me (after recapping via text) - ‘So yeah, she’s out.’ Wife - ‘You idiot.’ Me - ‘How am I an idiot?!’ Her - ‘Wait, did I not warn you about that?’ Me - ‘NO!’ Her - ‘Yeah, OK, that is definitely my bad. She has these crazy orgasms when something thick is inside her or you manipulate her G-spot, while also massaging her clit.’ Me - ‘I’m guessing that’s why she asked if I was sure I wanted to go down her?’ Her - ‘Yeah, pretty much.’ Me - ‘Well she seems OK but, fuck baby, what do I do?’ Her - ‘Well, two options. If I wanted things to continue after she came back I’d play with myself or a toy until she woke up. Sometimes I’d give up, because she’d stay asleep, sometimes it would work out.’ Her - ‘Second option is to just get dressed, put a blanket on her, and tell her what happened. Then talk to her or let her go and try again.’ Me - ‘Which way are you leaning?’ Her - ‘I have 0 clue, I’m not there. Based on what you’ve told me it sounds like she’d be into it when she woke up, but I also know you’re really conscious about situations like this so - you decide.’ Her - ‘My friend is getting a little upset since I’ve been buried on the phone 5 minutes. You’ve got this, I love you.’

In truth, I was frustrated. My wife had failed to warn me about something that she knew would most likely happen because she and I both have an oral kink. It was an almost irresponsible thing to leave out.

But at the end of the day, I had just had oral sex with a woman who was not my wife, a situation my wife supported - did I really have any right to complain?

I snapped out of it, the situation had to be handled as best as possible. I decided to ease her a long the length of the couch and put a blanket over her. I then went into another room and started to look at pictures of my wife and pictures of her friend - I just couldn’t bring myself to sit in the same room with her.

10 minutes passed. 20 minutes. At the 30 minute mark, I texted my wife.

Me (via text) - ‘I don’t think she’s getting up without help. She seems to be snoring a little.’ Her - ‘She’s a party girl, and she’s single. There’s no telling how much sleep she hasn’t gotten.’ Me - ‘So what do I do? If I touch my dick at all I’m going to cum.’ Her - ‘Ohhhh, go finish on her while she’s sleeping.’ Me - ‘I know you guys are friends and have history but... no.’ Her - ‘You’re no fun, you’ll learn. Anyway, I’d just go wake her up at this point. We’re wrapping up our last drink and I’ll be home in about 20 minutes.’ Her - ‘She knows she needs to be gone, I’m not quite ready to physically see it yet.’ Me - ‘OK, I’ll work on it and keep you posted.’

I went back into the other room, sat down next to the friend, and started to shake her. I’m not sure how long it took, but eventually she woke up.

Her - ‘Hey, what happened?’ Me - ‘Long story short, my wife didn’t warn me about your intense orgasms and I pushed the limit.’ Her (smirking) - ‘Don’t y’all both have an oral kink? She did that shit on purpose.’ Me - ‘I do have my suspicions, but she’ll be home soon and said you knew the rules for this time.’ Her - ‘Yeah, I need to go, but I can see you need some attention first.’

It was true, I had been edging for damn near half an hour and my dick was rock solid. She came over and started to suck me and it wasn’t long before I unleashed in her mouth. She eventually pulled off and took the last bit on her face.

Her (giggling and putting some of my cum in her mouth) - ‘Well there were some unexpected things, but this turned out very fun!’ Me (wiped out) - ‘Yeah, I love your sexual energy.’ Her (smirking) - ‘So does your wife, haha!’ Her - But I need to clean up and get dressed, where’s the bathroom?

I helped her with her clothes and she disappeared into the bathroom.

Me (text to wife) - ‘We’re done, she’s getting dressed, cleaned up, and ready to go.’ Her - ‘You did so good! I just got a pic from her in the bathroom covered in cum!’ Me - ‘That started in her mouth.’ Her - ‘Oh God I can’t wait to hear the whole thing, in person.’ Me - ‘I can’t wait to tell it, I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you too, be home in 15′

My wife’s friend emerged, cleaned up and dressed.

Her - ‘Despite what you may thank, I had fun and I can definitely see this continuing.’ Me - ‘I was hoping so, I now know not to go straight for the oral haha.’ Her (coming in to kiss me) - ‘See, you’re already learning.’

We made out for a brief moment and she left with a wave.

Thanks for reading! There will be an epilogue about the discussions my wife and I had, that I will write tomorrow!

Anyone had any success posting or even just REBLOGGING porn on here lately?

To define success I mean - avoiding the ban hammer.

We only have two followers so I know not a lot of people will see this or respond to it, but I’ve noticed is almost impossible to pick up followers now without reblogging or posting some sort of fun pictures.

But we also lost our 7 year blog to a ban about 4 months ago after having a reblogging session late in the evening, and I lost a burner account I started Saturday just to see if they’re cracking down as quickly as I had suspected (they are).

I know of two other blogs that have recently been on the wrong end of the hammer, as well.

I still see fun, adult pictures on my feed so surely someone has figured this out?