Mandmexpressed - Bull & Quean

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Our first foray - Part 1

One day, I’ll tell the full story of how the wife and I met and some of our early fun, but later. I should also disclose that we are both bi, and there will be a story about another couple coming into our lives! But that will be the next story posted as it does, also, involve queaning. The first is about our initial foray into the quean lifestyle. The wife and I had discussed the idea for months, well over a year actually at the point that we finally took the plunge. I had noticed things, in the beginning - she liked when I was very nice to female wait staff and service industry members, she enjoyed when women showed me ‘physical’ attention, and the nail was watching her heaving breath as I got a lap dance in front of her (we had sex in the car about 10 minutes later). It opened the door to a lot of conversations that almost all focused on the quean lifestyle, although at the time we had no idea what it was called. The entire drive home she couldn’t stop talking about how turned on she was by the stripper making me hard, and how I was clearly turned on by the woman giving me physical attention (and she wasn’t wrong). The first days were mostly spent mostly in a compromise. Her - ‘You think I’m weird, don’t you.’ Me - ‘No, I don’t - and the internet seems to think it’s pretty normal, anyway.’ Her - ‘But it seems weird.’ Me - ‘Around here? Kind of, but it’s a conservative area. Maybe that makes them weird?’ Her - ‘But that means it’ll be hard.’ Me - ‘And? At least we’ll be happy trying.’ Her - ‘I suppose... what’s it called again?’ Me - ‘Queaning.’ Her - ‘I kinda like that name.’

That seemed to hit home. About week three, the captioned pictures of women watching others have sex started to roll in. Within a few months, we were watching scenes together, which led to her buying me a Fleshlight to eventually use on myself while she watched. It eventually led to her fantasizing about friends and business acquaintances we had coming over for casual sex. She’d love to sit there and play with herself while she told me about it and after going through that awhile, wanted me to start telling the stories. It was difficult at first, I’ll admit, but I eventually got the hang of it. Stories about people like her stylist and one of my employees were her favorite. However, after about 14-15 months, the fire started to wane. There was little to no real success on anything from FetLife to Tinder to Tumblr (before the purge). We started to move back into our normal sex routine, before the breakthrough. Her - ‘Hey, you remember X? My friend who got divorced a few years back?’ Me - ‘Oh, yeah, of course I do. What’s she up to these days? Still caught up with her kids?’ Her - ‘No, they’re all over 16 now and doing their own thing. She actually wants to grab drinks with me.’ Me (none-the-wiser as to where this is going) - ‘Oh, cool. When and where?’ Her - ‘Tomorrow night, margaritas.’ Me - ‘Cool, yeah. I bet she’ll feel good to get out!’ So the next night, I pick my wife up from margaritas. Her friend leans into the car on her side, wearing a surprisingly low-cut tank top and is all smiles.

Friend - ‘Bye (wife), see you soon! Bye (my name) see you sooner! Haha’ Me - ‘Yeah... good to see you!’ Me (after she’s gone) - ‘What was that about?’ Her - ‘She’s interested.’ Me (still dumbfounded and confused) - ‘Interested in? A new job, the opening we have?’ Her - ‘You know you are kind of dumb sometimes. She wants to fuck you - sooner rather than later.’

I was floored. Suddenly this was real, much realer than real. How was this going to work? When was this going to happen? WHERE was this going to happen? Her - ‘You’re already over-thinking it, I can tell. Let go. She and I used to hook up, she’s amazing and she REALLY wants to fuck you.’ Me - ‘I think you’ve oversold me on this.’ Her - ‘Nope, you think I didn’t show her some of the videos we’ve taken?’ Stunned silence. Her - ‘Take me home, I have a surprise for you.’ After arriving home, she and I went to the bedroom, took off our clothes, and laid in bed. Me - ‘You’re a little drunk.’ Her - ‘Nope, not even a little. We got so caught up talking about this we only had one margarita. The bartender was pissed - probably caught some of our conversation and was pissed he wasn’t going to get laid! Haha’ She opened her phone, went to the gallery, and pulled up a picture. It was her friend, naked, standing in front of a mirror with a smirk on her face. I exhaled, my cock twitched. She was... gorgeous. I had never looked at her like that, she was always my wife’s friend first and foremost, and yet there she was. She was fit, about 5′3″, large breasts, raven hair, a soft and rounded face, but piercing green eyes. She was tan, naturally, with a small tuft of hair above her pussy. My wife started stroking my cock, it felt different... better. Her - ‘You like her don’t you.’ Me - ‘Fucking right I do.’

She started to scroll - pictures of her friend with a dildo inside her, spreading her pussy open, a video of her riding a wall-mounted cock. Me (breathing heavy at this point) - ‘She sent you all this?’ Her - ‘Yeah, for me to show you.’ I lost myself to it. I knocked her phone out of her hand, spread her legs and sank into her waiting pussy. It was the wettest she’s ever been. Her - ‘Fuck, fuck, fuck. Imagine I’m her, take me like I’m new pussy.’ I was already in form, I needed her at that point. I was so hard and breathing so heavy, I started pounding her relentlessly. Her - ‘God YES! Fuck me like you just met me. You’re going to fuck her on this bed, right here, she’s going to cu...’ She trailed off. I looked up to see her eyes roll back for a split second before an orgasm, like I had never seen before, ripped through her. She grunted, heavily, as her legs quaked and pushed wet juice all over the bed. It was too much, I shoved myself inside as far inside her as I could and let go, too. I rolled over and looked at my wife. We had fun together, serious fun, over the past three years we had been together. But this was different, as she started off into space, chest heaving, I knew this is what she really wanted. Me (breathing heavily) - ‘When?’ Her (trying to focus) - ‘As soon... as soon as possible.’ Me - ‘I’ll text her now.’ Me (text conversation) - ‘Hey! Hope y’all had fun tonight. (Wife) said you wanted to talk to me?’ Her - ‘Did she cum hard?’ Me - ‘How did you know?’ Her - ‘I know her well. I bet she did cum hard, she almost wanted to fuck in the bathroom at the restaurant.’ Me - ‘Yeah, she’s still out of it.’ Her - ‘Good. Shall we meet tomorrow then?’ Me - ‘Sounds good.’ Part 2 tomorrow!

NSFW asks - Wife's turn!

1:When did you lose your virginity? 19 for full, 15 for fingers, 16 for oral

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Obviously I’m a quean, but unusual? Hmmmm - I like to have multiple people sucking on my tits at once, or just one person focusing on my tits.

I also like to be lightly humiliated and used.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Restaurant

5: Favourite sex position? Doggy

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, parking lot and park

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes (roommates in college, kids)

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? None! Haha. But I like thongs and very intricately designed bras

12: How often do you have sex? Twice a day at least

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? If we’re talking about someone I want to have sex with but haven’t, yes - and she knows.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Giving, easy - both male and female

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Early experience in college - at a party in a jacuzzi and everyone was tipsy. Most of us ended up naked and I stood up and shook my ass around for fun, but a guy tried to finger me and I freaked out and broke his finger.

Second, or maybe 1B, was a time when a former boyfriend wanted to use a huge toy on me and when he pulled it out I let loose a HUGE queef.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? I don’t like music during sex

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? (see above)

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Love it, love to roleplay.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Bath

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Pornstar?Lucie Wilde. Person I know? An employee of my husband.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes, multiple.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes - vibrator, plugs, strap-ons

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Every day at least once

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? Thankfully I married my best friend, so yes. I also have a GF nearby who’s a very dear friend, so I’m lucky.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) No

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Nipple sucking, big tits, group sex, light humiliation

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Legs, face, arms

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Tits, face, legs

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My phone hahahahaha, otherwise my toys

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Double vaginal - wasn’t ready, didn’t really go forward with it after they were both in.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, I suck myself off my husband all the time.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Fruit

35: Worst possible time to get horny: Showing a house as a real estate agent

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Fuck yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: It isn’t unless it keeps him from fucking me haha

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 'I love how wet and into it you are.’

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Pussy eating/fingering, nipple play, making out

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: 14

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, a few weeks back

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Flashlight (Y’all I was bad off)

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? All the time - love lesbian and gay porn (plus my husband is bi which is amazing)

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Yes, I find it’s a perfect way to focus on your partner(s)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I love a good tattoo

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Done it, it was quite unfortunate

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything fried

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar - I love to put on a show.

53: Do you watch porn? Every day, husband and I share pics a lot, and I do with my GF as well.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Partially during sex as mild degrading, but also by a stripper as a ‘compliment’

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yes, I do it all the time

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? No, I actually like my husband to have a mild bush

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? I suppose this is for guys but if I could eat myself, 100%

58: Booty or Boobs? This is hard, I really can’t pick but since I have to - boobs

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 1) Have sex with my husband

2) Masturbate

3) Stick something in my ass to see if it felt different

4) Send a dick pic (hahahaha)

5) Fuck one of my girlfriends

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Frequently

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? All the time

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? I was squirmy and weird during a blowout one time, and my stylist recognized it. When I stood up my yoga pants were soaked - I really have 0 idea why I was like that that day, but she picked on me about it (we didn’t get to have sex that day, which was a huge bummer)

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Toys, clitoral

65. What is your bra/penis size? Bra - 48DDD (looking to enhance to 48FF or GG)

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Flashlight LOL

67. When was the last time you masturbated? Last night

68. When was the last time you had sex? This morning

69. When was the last time you watched porn? Last night

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Last toy was a triple-dick strap on for me and my GF (two for me, one for her). First toy ever was a very basic dildo.

71. Guys:Circumsized? Yes (preferred)

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples, clit

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? Yes

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Don’t remember

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? Servicing three guys at the beach

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? I have sex with my friends all the time - well, not as often these days due to kids, but we’re ramping back up as they get older and move out.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Channing Tatum.

80. Favorite sexual position? Doggy.

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? All. The. Time. DO IT.

82. Are you into any BDSM? No.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Y’all - my husband has this cousin by marriage (I actually don’t know what her relation to him is properly defined as, she’s his uncle’s step-daughter) who has a body that’s JUST LIKE Lucie Wilde’s and I want to fuck her so bad. We went to the beach with her one time and neither of us could stay out with her because she knows she’s a bimbo slut and wears micro bikinis and lays out for all to see. We just kept getting hot and bothered and it was slightly awkward.

(OH MY GOD My husband just told me we gave the same answer on this hahahahaha)

84. Do you like dirty talk? All the time, especially mild degrading

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? I wanted to say ‘quiet’ but the husband was like ‘You know better.’

I’m loud.

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Kids, roommates in the past.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Quean, humilation (think kink.com), group, gay/lesbian, bisexual

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes, (to the masturbation part). She loved it, but we still haven’t hooked up.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and yes.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and yes (but not as often)

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Our first foray - Part 3B (Finale finale!)

I arrived back home around 5:15. My wife was already there and waiting for me with more fruit (to which I laughed).

Me - ‘You really want me to be prepped for this, don’t you?’ Her - ‘Yeah, I want you to have fun. I think it’s a big step for both of us and if you don’t have fun, well... it might be hard for me to get you to try again.’

The conversation struck me. It felt good, to me, that my wife understood this was a difficult step for me. Reading about her and her friend’s past escapades was one thing (and a hot thing), but actually going forward with having sex with this woman - in our house, no less - was another.

But I had agreed. I was committed. This was going to happen.

Me - ‘I appreciate what you do for me. I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you too, now I’m going to get my nails done and hitting dinner with (another friend’s name). You relax and have fun.’ Her - ‘And I’ll take that.’

She very deftly snatched my wallet and took out the credit card. I didn’t care, it was a funny move and she knew I’d pay anyway.

Me - ‘Have fun my love, and I can’t wait to tell you what happens... and talk more about your past.’ Her - ‘Well, you’ll have to work that second part out of me. But don’t worry about it now, have fun!’

I closed her door and she drove off. I walked back in the house, munched on some grapes and blueberries, consumed some water, and stared at the clock. A watched pot never boils, and so to did the next 30 minutes seem to crawl by. Finally, a text.

(Wife’s friend) - ‘Hey, got caught up by I’m on my way!’ Me - ‘Great, I’m fruited and watered up.’ Her - ‘Hahaha. You better be!’

Doubt started to creep in. What if my wife got mad? What if I couldn’t perform? What if my wife’s friend and I didn’t have chemistry?

Me (texting wife) - ‘Doubt, nervous. Just started creeping in.’ Her - ‘She’s on her way, isn’t she?’ Me - ‘Yes.’ Her - ‘(My name) let go. Just enjoy it, that’s what this about. She’s fucking gorgeous, busty, and she’s hyper-sexual just like me. I have 0 doubt y’all are going to have fun if you just LET YOURSELF go.’

She was right, as usual. I did find her friend extremely attractive and she clearly liked the picture of my cock and my cum, so there was some base interest.

Me - ‘You’re right. I love you, I’m in for this.’ Her - ‘I love you too, I swear. This isn’t a trap, have fun, the more fun you have the better the story and the more I’m going to love you both telling it!’

I took a deep breath and relaxed. I focused on what I knew about the friend coming - her looks, enthusiasm, and sexuality. I looked back through our texts and finally started to get into, at least I thought, the right mindset.

Finally the doorbell rang.

When I opened it, she was standing there with a giant smile on her face. I took it all in - she looked amazing, and had very positive body language, and I noticed her tits through her body suit. The sight alone was... incredible.

Her - ‘Hey, can I...’

I didn’t let her finish. I pulled her inside, slammed the door, knocked her purse out of her hands, and planted a giant kiss. It was a risk, truly, but when she forced her tongue back into my mouth I knew I had made the right call.

The chemistry was immediately apparent. Our heads moved in almost the same direction every time as we pushed our tongues together and made out in the foyer. I started to explore her body with my hands, rubbing her tits, legs, hips, and ass. I was getting harder with every passing moment, and I slipped my hand into her pants to see if she was reacting similarly.

She was, absolutely soaked, and I moved my hand until I found her clit and started to give nice, long strokes.

Her (breathing heavily) - ‘Oh fuck yes I needed this.’ Me (sucking on her neck) - ‘Makes two of us.’

I took a moment to guide her hand to my hard cock. She made an excited moaning noise and she felt it, and rubbed her hand a long it. I was in it, full tilt, and so was she - I almost couldn’t believe this was happening but I pushed it from my mind.

She pulled away, looked me dead in the eyes, bit her lip, and sank to her knees. She undid my pants and pulled them down, causing my cock to pop out from underneath my briefs.

Her - ‘Oh yeah, I can see how you’ve kept her pussy on lockdown.’

I figured it was a comment to ask about later, and guided her mouth onto my cock. She released a loud moan as it went in, her mouth was so warm, hungry, almost perfect. I rocked my head back and released a moan.

She started massaging my balls as her mouth bounced on my dick. I started to realize that she and my wife had similar technique, yet another question for later.

After a few minutes of bliss I told her to take her pants and the body suit off.

Her (aggressively removing clothing) - ‘Yes sir. Are you ready to fuck?’ Me - ‘No, I like to eat pussy and I want to eat yours, now.’ Her - ‘Are you sure?’

That question threw me off for a second, but I recovered.

Me - ‘Yes, I think you’ll love it. Besides, you told me how you like it.’

She took my hand and led me into the living room. I removed the rest of my clothing as she fell onto the couch, rolling onto her back and lifting her legs. Her pussy was gorgeous, and I didn’t hesitate - I sunk down on my knees and took everything in my mouth and sucked hard.

Her - ‘Oh my fucking God.’

Her legs went stiff, almost weirdly so, but I backed off and pulled her lips apart. I started giving her the long, hard licks with my tongue on her clit.

Her - ‘Hnnnnh. Hmmmmh.’

It was like she was on the borderline between pain and pleasure.

Me - ‘Do you want me to stop?’ Her - ‘Absolutely fucking not, keep going.’

I returned to the tongue strokes, adding two fingers to the move with the come hither motion. I felt her body responding to it as she moved her hips with my fingers, but her legs were still very tight. I looked up to see her holding her tits in her hands, breathing very heavily.

I started to pull my fingers tight against her walls, and watched as her stare became blank. ‘Oh shit’ I thought, knowing where this was going but also feeling extremely fucking empowered that it was about to happen.

And so it did. She grunted, heavily, and her legs started to vibrate intensely. Eventually, they were quaking and I pulled back to see her nipples twist, and her pussy just start pushing juices out onto the couch.

I got greedy at this point, I wanted to see how far it would go, so I started pulling again in the middle of her orgasm, and then sunk my face into her wetness.

Her - ‘Oh fuck nooo....’

She trailed into a scream, squirted, and her legs were basically convulsing. That lasted for about eight seconds and then she passed out.

Me - ‘Oh, oh damn. Um, (friend’s name)? You OK?’

She was breathing still, clearly, but was definitely no longer awake. 

I pulled out my phone and texted my wife.

Me (after recapping via text) - ‘So yeah, she’s out.’ Wife - ‘You idiot.’ Me - ‘How am I an idiot?!’ Her - ‘Wait, did I not warn you about that?’ Me - ‘NO!’ Her - ‘Yeah, OK, that is definitely my bad. She has these crazy orgasms when something thick is inside her or you manipulate her G-spot, while also massaging her clit.’ Me - ‘I’m guessing that’s why she asked if I was sure I wanted to go down her?’ Her - ‘Yeah, pretty much.’ Me - ‘Well she seems OK but, fuck baby, what do I do?’ Her - ‘Well, two options. If I wanted things to continue after she came back I’d play with myself or a toy until she woke up. Sometimes I’d give up, because she’d stay asleep, sometimes it would work out.’ Her - ‘Second option is to just get dressed, put a blanket on her, and tell her what happened. Then talk to her or let her go and try again.’ Me - ‘Which way are you leaning?’ Her - ‘I have 0 clue, I’m not there. Based on what you’ve told me it sounds like she’d be into it when she woke up, but I also know you’re really conscious about situations like this so - you decide.’ Her - ‘My friend is getting a little upset since I’ve been buried on the phone 5 minutes. You’ve got this, I love you.’

In truth, I was frustrated. My wife had failed to warn me about something that she knew would most likely happen because she and I both have an oral kink. It was an almost irresponsible thing to leave out.

But at the end of the day, I had just had oral sex with a woman who was not my wife, a situation my wife supported - did I really have any right to complain?

I snapped out of it, the situation had to be handled as best as possible. I decided to ease her a long the length of the couch and put a blanket over her. I then went into another room and started to look at pictures of my wife and pictures of her friend - I just couldn’t bring myself to sit in the same room with her.

10 minutes passed. 20 minutes. At the 30 minute mark, I texted my wife.

Me (via text) - ‘I don’t think she’s getting up without help. She seems to be snoring a little.’ Her - ‘She’s a party girl, and she’s single. There’s no telling how much sleep she hasn’t gotten.’ Me - ‘So what do I do? If I touch my dick at all I’m going to cum.’ Her - ‘Ohhhh, go finish on her while she’s sleeping.’ Me - ‘I know you guys are friends and have history but... no.’ Her - ‘You’re no fun, you’ll learn. Anyway, I’d just go wake her up at this point. We’re wrapping up our last drink and I’ll be home in about 20 minutes.’ Her - ‘She knows she needs to be gone, I’m not quite ready to physically see it yet.’ Me - ‘OK, I’ll work on it and keep you posted.’

I went back into the other room, sat down next to the friend, and started to shake her. I’m not sure how long it took, but eventually she woke up.

Her - ‘Hey, what happened?’ Me - ‘Long story short, my wife didn’t warn me about your intense orgasms and I pushed the limit.’ Her (smirking) - ‘Don’t y’all both have an oral kink? She did that shit on purpose.’ Me - ‘I do have my suspicions, but she’ll be home soon and said you knew the rules for this time.’ Her - ‘Yeah, I need to go, but I can see you need some attention first.’

It was true, I had been edging for damn near half an hour and my dick was rock solid. She came over and started to suck me and it wasn’t long before I unleashed in her mouth. She eventually pulled off and took the last bit on her face.

Her (giggling and putting some of my cum in her mouth) - ‘Well there were some unexpected things, but this turned out very fun!’ Me (wiped out) - ‘Yeah, I love your sexual energy.’ Her (smirking) - ‘So does your wife, haha!’ Her - But I need to clean up and get dressed, where’s the bathroom?

I helped her with her clothes and she disappeared into the bathroom.

Me (text to wife) - ‘We’re done, she’s getting dressed, cleaned up, and ready to go.’ Her - ‘You did so good! I just got a pic from her in the bathroom covered in cum!’ Me - ‘That started in her mouth.’ Her - ‘Oh God I can’t wait to hear the whole thing, in person.’ Me - ‘I can’t wait to tell it, I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you too, be home in 15′

My wife’s friend emerged, cleaned up and dressed.

Her - ‘Despite what you may thank, I had fun and I can definitely see this continuing.’ Me - ‘I was hoping so, I now know not to go straight for the oral haha.’ Her (coming in to kiss me) - ‘See, you’re already learning.’

We made out for a brief moment and she left with a wave.

Thanks for reading! There will be an epilogue about the discussions my wife and I had, that I will write tomorrow!