Why Did He Do That

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Au where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated but it’s still his body just with a cultivation base which would be fine except he’s now living in a male power fantasy novel where all the men are six feet tall at minimum and the women are all supermodel shaped because Airplane wrote them and his perfectly average 5’6” ass suddenly has to look up at literally everyone.

And of course like this wasn’t humiliating enough the System seems to be putting him through every wife plot it can imagine only the Protagonist is too young so it is shoves another character into his place to “help”

Which is how Shen Yuan, seconds after leaving the inter dimensional hub world where the System so gleefully informed him that he was dead and it was his job to fix the plot of the webnovel he literally died mad about, finds himself falling from a portal that formed hundreds of feet in the air only to be caught by a rather alarmed looking Liu Qingge who just happened to be going on a hunt and came to investigate.

A writer and her reader <3

Ty to @/princess-of-purple-prose for writing the alt text!

These two are hilarious if you get past the horror

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

this came to me in class

Inspired by that one person who said kdj is the only one who went to college and has a degree

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