Doksoo Week Day 7: 😏

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

doublelife! desertduo realness

Desertduo designs to celebrate season 3 >w<

i wanna make a post one day explaining this in full detail but tldr headcanon each soulbound pair has a connecting accessory that signifies the other/their relationship >Grian’s soulbound accessory is a pair of handcuffs (which in game is represented by the fishing rod that he uses on scar in session 1). He can grab a hold of things with the free side of the cuff but cannot remove the handcuffs from his person >and Scar’s soulbound accessory is the key that connects to the Grian’s handcuffs (not represented by anything but he wears it like a necklace)

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Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

The hermitcraft court system is the most insane thing ever

What do you mean random things are decided by like the most obscure minigames that the judge comes up with

What do you mean the case opens up with a bunch of fireworks going off INDOORS and killing and/or almost killing people

What do you mean half the time they'd be better off representing themselves without a lawyer to the point mumbo just stood behind scar and spoke for him

What do you mean doc shows up as a lawyer in a maid dress and then tries to hijack the case multiple times to find out who the ore snatcher is

What do you mean every side got punished INCLUDING THE LAWYER

Well except for scar, scar apparently is the only innocent party here.

The way mumbo wouldn't of been in any trouble if he didn't throw a cubic meter of bricks through beefs window lol

ORV is so fucking funny because it introduces that in the world of Ways of Survival there are 10 evils and the very first one is a landlord

companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

if all 3 of them were in that train for eternity..

on the topic of kim dokja canonically being an artist it would be so funny if he was actually quite famous because he's read more stuff than twsa but whenever he would post a yoo joonghyuk piece he always got comments like "oh is this your oc"