it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that
you're gonna get tired very quickly
tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—
you're not gonna be as composed as you expect
humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)
DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)
DO GET A SPEAR
knights are faster than you think
dream finding tommys discs by calculating the distance and direction he walked by sound only was real right
Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness
writers shouldn't need to go on strike – but when we do, we're funny as fuck.
some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.
dream logging in to twitter dot com to post the most love infused psychologically damaging photo dump:
cdream got kicked out of the vriska poll (characters who have a shit ton of discourse for being morally grey) because............. he had too much discourse
Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???
i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
You know I’m really starting to dig the psat fandom
I fucked up making my blog 6 years ago and didn't notice, and now it's too late to fix. My actual main blog is here: mathematicalfelony
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