Posting This Because Of Whats Going On In The Political World Rn

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

headcanon that elves do not have a higher alcohol tolerance than humans or dwarves. Legolas, having been raised by Thranduil "Partyking" Oropherion, was already given wine as a toddler and was just fucking with Gimli

leia organa truly has one of the best bait-and-switch character introductions of all time because when you meet her she's this brave, stoic picture of elegance and justice and always knows just what to say to vader and tarkin and is clad in white like an angel and is this perfect two-dimensional archetype of pureness of heart. and then approximately half an hour later into the film she meets luke and han and she IMMEDIATELY shows her true colors as a sarcastic, bitchy control freak with a massive impulsive streak and a deep mine of hyperspecific insults. 10/10 character design i'm obsessed with her

COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN - LED ZEPPELIN PISS PARODY

unrination station

lavatory

go to the water closet

when I need to pee

Hey btw idk who lied to some of yall but just to be totally clear you absolutely do not need to be pale or do pale makeup to be goth. You also don't need to be thin or young. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is just some bigot and they're not part of my subculture.

You don't need clear skin. You don't need to be white. You don't need to be pale. You don't need to fade your freckles. You don't need an hourglass figure. You don't need expensive clothing. You don't need to hide your wrinkles. You don't need to lose weight. You don't need to conform to some set of gender roles. You don't need to be able-bodied. You don't need to dress up all macabre and elaborate every single day and put tons of effort into your appearance or wear anything that causes you discomfort.

You don't need to act a certain way, you don't need to look a certain way.

Just listen to the music and follow your heart from there and you're in the club, it really is that simple.

Look for "Dr. Eggman has an announcement" on Youtube, and you'll know exactly what to do to that hedgehog, trust me ;)

what do i do with a hedgehog?

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or is he jimmy page ?

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