Latest Posts by maxolotl98 - Page 3
okay finally clearing my gallery so i can go and decompose
starboba
it doesn’t fit through the straw though.
Vib-Ribbon (1999)
"sex sells" ok well what if cuddling sells? what if friendship sells? what if profoundly intimate platonic relationships sell? would you even know? have you ever TRIED??? "sex sells" get the heck outta here you've oversaturated the market
a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..
fanfiction is kind of incredible if you think about it. it's like i love this fictional character/relationship so much that i wrote a story that is also a love letter that is also a thesis about it.
i don’t understand how pigeons, the most domestic birds ever, are seen as weird birds to have as pets but fucking PARROTS are seen as normal. i am completely calm and chill right now not an ounce upset btw
i wanna get pulled offstage by a comically long hook does anyone know where i can apply for this
btw most universities to my knowledge keep their reading lists behind access barriers (ie. only students enrolled at the institution on the course in question can see them) so i thought i’d just let you all know that durham university has all of its reading lists available online for free without needing student access. do with this information what you will.
actually since sherlock holmes is in the public domain there is nothing preventing all you fanfic writers from publishing & selling. i want someone to traditionally publish a new collection of mystery stories where holmes & watson are canonically banging
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
sometimes you want to relish a special meal, and sometimes you just want to munch on something without really thinking about it.
in the same vein, you will occasionally find yourself starting a book/movie/etc and then immediately have to stop because no, this needs to be savored. but at a later date bc right now u just need media to munch on
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
been gettign really into blankie lately
people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
they call me girl cause I'm a boy
too loud
"be not afraid" is just the way people spoke when the bible was rewritten into english. angels don't have a distinct ancient way of speaking. they just speak the same way the people they're speaking to do. what's the point of being a messenger if you communicate in a completely different dialect than the person you're trying to communicate with?
anyway, my point is that a seraph would appear in their true form in front of me and say "hey bitch, stop freaking out"
