I'm Reading A Fanfic Atm And They Have Voldemort Wearing Trainers - I'm Not Sure How I Feel About This

Regulus: Now can I panic?

Bellatrix: Officially, as your mentor, I’m supposed to say no. But yes, I would probably panic.

Carving Pumpkins

professor binns is an among us ghost (died, still has to come to work)

ron weasley has a tiktok where he reacts to common muggle stuff and people think he’s doing a bit but he genuinely doesn’t know what an extension cord is for

The end of R.A.B.

Tenten counting Kakashi’s ninken ↳ for anon

Regulus jokingly claims he can fist fight a troll to a stand still until a Troll appears on grounds and his house pushes him before it because "Black never jokes. If he claims he can take the troll he be right" and that's How Regulus fist fought a troll and somehow didn't die. He never made jokes after that again.

PATHALOGICAL LIAR REGULUS HEHEHD

You know, it always makes me feel better when I realize that JK Rowling HAD to kill Regulus off because he was to powerful a character to let live.

JK Rowling after making regulus

AN: HP OC-SI fic: hallow things 

1.5k rough beginning to an OC-SI fic, in which a modern OC gets inserted into the HP universe as the older sibling of Severus Snape, into the Snape family as a 11-year-old child. I wrote this about a year ago as a warm-up exercise and, though I don’t intend to ever properly write it, I occasionally revisit this fic idea to write warm-up meta snippets. 

+500 words snippet of an OC-SI thinking about the mechanics of HP magic through the Reparo spell. 

Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut.  

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