It’s going a little ruff.
i was reading through all the asks of reg surviving the cave and like y'know there's a bunch of fics where he and sirius meet up and they try to get horcruxes safely or whatever but I'm just imagining regulus keeps on doing the most wild stunts and lighting things on fire and going wild and everyone keeps thinking he keeps dying but somehow he's never dead and no one knows what's happening because I saw him die but I also just saw him on the news setting fire to the church of england and i also got a call that the malfoy estate was burned down moony what's happening help
regulus: you should have killed me when you had the chance.
Sirius: I do love my brother.
Sirius: All four feet of him.
Regulus: and I despise all 6 feet of you.
Sirius:. Adorable.
AU where Regulus is a natural Legilimens. He just doesn't react to reading people minds and stay silent most of the time. He get overwhelmed easily in crowded so he avoids them. Everyone sees him as a timid little boy until they spend time with him. Then he's spewing every dark thought they ever have as if though he uncovered it by "investigating" them. They think he knows all and is a dark lord in the making when in reality Regulus has to sit though hours of his classmatea thoughts. If he has to listen to James Potter swoon over Lily Evans while At the same time listen Sirius weird crush on the professor he's going to scream. Not to mention everyone is thirsty for either him or his brother and he CAN HEAR ALL OF IT.
one day he snaps and just says “shut up!” and the persons like “i ain’t say anything 😳” and he’s like “uhhuh. sure you didn’t you trick ass bitch”
Sirius would 1000% support regulus and his arsonist ways
Reg: “Siriiiiii! I’m bored!”
Si: “Well what do you wanna do?”
R: “I wanna make an explosion”
S: “...okay... how about we go on the roof and light some fireworks?”
R: “boooooriiiiing. Been there done that. I need something more exciting than that!”
S: “hooooow abooooout.... we light fireworks in the kitchen?”
R: “Y E S”
i love tiny arsonist feral reg
“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-
Seer!Regulus where the first thing he ever Sees is his death in the cave. He feels apathetic towards most things because he happens to have foresight and feels as though it’s all set in stone already. Everything he interacts with is an omen (his wand is cypress wood and thestral, every time he drinks tea the leaves seem to spell something out, he dreams of Sirius running away despite him not showing any signs at home, looks into a fire and sees the Dark Mark). He goes into the cave and drinks the poison, gets dragged underwater, but in the middle of drowning has a vision of Voldemort having made other Horcruxes, and he’s like oh shit, I refuse to die now. So he gives Fate a big ol’ middle finger and manages to gtfo (maybe through some weird apparition clause or whatev) and for the first time, he has no idea what the future holds.
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someone write it hcbcbckdnd i love the idea of him just getting a vision while he’s drowning and then just saying no fuck u i’m not dying
have any regulus centric fanfic recs??
honestly i don’t read much regulus or harry potter fics in general, so i only really have one fic rec which is this one or anything by lullabyknell :)
#naruto #kakashi #funny
Going through my naruto phase 15 years too late is truly embarrassing.
I’ve been working on this little comic for a while and it’s been a real joy! I’ll probably post the rest of this comic tomorrow cuz it has absolutely flopped on every other social media.