Sirius, Bursting Into Regulus's Room: At My Age, Do You Know How I'm Statistically Most Likely To Die?

You know, it always makes me feel better when I realize that JK Rowling HAD to kill Regulus off because he was to powerful a character to let live.

JK Rowling after making regulus

R.A.B.

Regulus: Now can I panic?

Bellatrix: Officially, as your mentor, I’m supposed to say no. But yes, I would probably panic.

Sirius: I do love my brother.

Sirius: All four feet of him.

Regulus: and I despise all 6 feet of you.

Sirius:. Adorable.

I may or may not be in a cult.

Update: I'm definitely in a cult.

Another update: I don't even remember agreeing to this but all my cousins are in, so it shouldn't be that bad.

Okay it's bad, it's bad. It's really bad. Abort.

Googles: How to safely remove yourself from a group of people.

Sirius, come pick me up I'm scared.

You know who I'm talking about.

madara is a bad uncle (and an even worse babysitter)

i don’t care if you’re shipping harry with ginny, cho, draco, luna, hermione, or the goddamn whomping willow

if harry is in any way good at romance, he’s wildly out of character

be the spooky wizard drinking pure unicorn blood you wish to see in the woods

this is kinda old but i like him

forty ninth prompt:

the sword unexpectedly comes to regulus in the cave, but before he can fend off the inferi with it, he’s transported underneath a sheet of ice and into freezing water.

or,

when harry pulls the sword from the frozen river when he’s hunting for horcruxes, regulus is dragged out with it.