I've Come Here To Drink Milk And Kick Ass, And I've Just Finished My Milk.

hes like 26 years old 20 pounds wet, less than a foot tall, and He Is Holding This Fuckign Family Together.

I've always had this version of Regulus in my head that's completely against most fandom perspective of him. Instead of being the calm collected or the scared little brother, I see him being a lot like Bellatrix. A child with crack head energy since the day he was born. Where Sirius holds back with cocky taunts Regulus runs head first screaming at the top of his lugs and his robes on fire that he himself set.

oh my god

crack head energy regulus + the flamethrower

guys

i tend to picture reg as like, just noticeably shorter than sirius (like two inches?) but this raised a picture in my mind: after the cave episode, he starts wearing boots with huge soles, not necessarily visibly heeled, but that still make him significantly taller 😔👌

😭😭 he finds charms to help him out

harry potter, age 11: oh boy! i hope i have fun adventures in the magic world!

harry potter, age 15: time to bring down the fucking government i guess

i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.

the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]

Sirius would 1000% support regulus and his arsonist ways

Reg: “Siriiiiii! I’m bored!”

Si: “Well what do you wanna do?”

R: “I wanna make an explosion”

S: “...okay... how about we go on the roof and light some fireworks?”

R: “boooooriiiiing. Been there done that. I need something more exciting than that!”

S: “hooooow abooooout.... we light fireworks in the kitchen?”

R: “Y E S”

i love tiny arsonist feral reg

Thinking eternally about how Kakashi is the first and ONLY authority figure in Itachi's LIFE who doesn't have an underlying agenda when interacting with him. Thinking about how Danzo literally put them on a team together because he thought that they were both heartless little tools that would work ruthlessly together but instead Itachi admired how Kakashi never said a rude word about ANY commrade no matter how horrid they were to him. Thinking about the like four months where Itachi is on team Ro and has a little bit of breathing room to maybe perhaps be comfortable in the presence of someone with any degree of control over him, something he hasn't had since he was. Literally four. Thinking about Kakashi being exactly 20 years old and has always been the baby of just about ever social group until he had two traumatized teenagers foisted upon his ANBU team and he just had to be normal about that. Thinking about how Kakashi just hoped that Anbu would 'become a place of pride' for Itachi, cause what else do you say to soften the blow of being an elite assassin at age 11? ETERNALLY thinking about how CANNONICALLY in anbu if someone is talking shit on Kakashi's name then Itachi (11) (creepy as all hell 0.0 ) (half your height and CAN kick your ass) will just give them the most bewildered look in the world and call them all mean jealous losers in his head. THINK.ING.

Listen anon said retail is Regulus' villain origin story but it was also literally part of Voldemort's villain origin story

stop i can’t

voldemort turned evil cause he had to listen to all i want for christmas 257 times during christmas season

i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED