Melalta - Fickled Ghoti

me when I’ve just started a new language and all I know is the present tense: i never look back darling, it distracts from the now

where is jimmy proton? and jimmy electron?

Plaga?

scientists recently discovered the body of a giant sea spider like organism in antarctic waters. the origin of this species is unknown, and it is unclear whether or not there are more of these terrifying creatures roaming the oceans.

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Genius.

beginning of joke

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

the fact that danny fenton will never be completely human again really fucks me up

>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i love sandwiches

That moment when a word in one language translates to a word in your language you still don't know

This last week I've gained three new followers, all porn blogs. All that's changed since the purge is the loss of a bunch of great artists. This is ridiculous. @staff

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is