Melalta - Fickled Ghoti

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

The Duolingo owl is gonna kill me

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

BUT WE ALSO KNOW THAT A SIGNIFICANT PART OF TUMBLR USERS ARE NOT NATIVE SPEAKERS

Here’s the deal: my first language is Italian. I know plenty of people on this website whose first language is Italian. Nevertheless, when we’re interacting with each other on...

[british sigh]

#etymology

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“Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip.”    I ended up painting a small tribute to Stephen Hillenburg, thank you for all the laughs even all the way back to Rocko’s Modern Life. Both that and Spongebob influenced my sense of humor big time.

why is peter pan always flying?