mellowcyclesong
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Happy Pride Fuck The Police
happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
Oh fuck i started crying out of laughter, please find me an inhaler. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Time You Farted and Everything Turned Out OK.
Summary: After take out you get gassy Word Count: 670-ish Warnings: Farting, food, fun poking
A/N: I started this as a preference almost a year ago but I couldn’t make it work and then I turned it into a drabble and POOF it only took a couple hours to write.
Tags: @manawhaat @aprofoundbondwithdean @mrswhozeewhatsis @kayteonline @fairytale-belle
It was a normal Wednesday afternoon. The four of you were sitting in the library trying to solve a local case after Sam brought burritos and tacos back for everyone (aside from Cas because it just tasted like molecules) when you felt the first evidence of a fart brewing. You tried your best to stop the inevitable fart that was making it’s way through your intestines for just a few minutes so you could escape the room discreetly without anyone noticing but apparently Dean had a thousand things to say about the spell he’d found and wasn’t planning on shutting up anytime soon…Well, as he was talking your body decided it was time to release the pressure and unfortunately, since you were sitting on the unforgivingly hard library chair, the fart that could have been silent if you’d been standing ended up being LOUD! Like, shake the room loud. You turned redder than Dean’s flannel and immediately looked down at your book. Out of the corner of your eye you could see that Sam went completely still and sat up straighter in his chair, Cas didn’t even seem to notice but of course, Dean was staring at you.
Czytaj dalej
Your dash has been signed by the Avengers and members of S.H.I.E.L.D
Bruce Banner/Hulk
Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Steve Rogers/Captain America
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Agent Phil Coulson
Loki Laufeyson
Pepper Potts
Nick Fury
Maria Hill
From this picture:
The cast of the Avengers signed this card as if they were the characters :)
What should've happened at the Midnight Desert
Avengers Nine-Nine
These are just too good
I Love this
Yes I’m really doing this. No don’t tell me to stop… !
So damn true
Me when reading fanfiction: I want the story to be as close to canon as possible so I really feel like I’m in that universe.
Me when reading Marvel fanfiction: Fuck you.
Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕
So true
When Venom and Eddie perfectly embody you and your mind
Maybe spoilers? Just be careful, it's a funny joke from the movie
My mind: Jump
Me: What?
My mind: Jump.
Me: *presses the call button for the elevator instead*
My mind: Pussy.
Me, just me and my dumb brain 🤣🤣😂😆
baby: m-- ..... m-- ......
me (as mom): omg shes gonna say momma !!
baby: m-- ... m-- .... mieczyslaw
me: lmao TRUUUU
While eating breakfast…
Mom: *looks over my shoulder to see that I’m reading* I still don’t understand how you can’t help yourself from reading this early in the morning. I understand that books develop the mind, but at 6am?
Me: *shrugging nonchalantly while trying not to look amused at the fact that I am currently reading smut* I mean…
My sister: *eyes me suspiciously*
Me: I guess you could say that I like Lemon with my morning Tea
My sister:*chokes*
Mom:
Me:
Mom: *passes the lemon*
Me:*sips tea with immense satisfaction*
that is a good question
wait, what about all of the pregnant woman? did fetus’s just suddenly disappear from the womb when thanos snapped his finger?
BOI
The only drawing that survived a dog attack in my sketchbook.
Robo Jesus Aka markus
Peter giving Miles the tour around HQ:
Peter: Oh, that’s Loki. [whispers] We call him Mr. Loki!
[Miles and Peter pass by]
Peter: Good morning Mr. Loki!
Loki holding a martini: Hmm, too early Peter. [sips]
Miles: Good Morning Mr. Loki!
Loki: [grumbles] Too early Pet-
Peter & Miles: [waves]
Loki:…[sigh] Is there two of you or did I use too much vodka again?
@lythariwolf for the commission of @huffle-dork ‘s Sea Dragon Leviathan!Anti. This was a very interesting design and really had a great time to draw and color this!
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AU where Sven meets Pidge from his reality aka Altean Alchemist
Day 3: Undying (I was lowkey stupid and mixed up promts for 2 and 3 days so here it is)
Another little sparring comic… ❤️❤️❤️ you decide if theyre already dating or not 👀
Punny Harry
I am fucking dying
“NO LET ME HAVE THIS LANCE IS ALTEAN”
THE WINK
These boys are precious
Jackbox Games (Guesspionage) w/ Ethan & Robin (x)
someone help him
Acceptable responses while watching any JackSepticEye Video:
1. When you forget to turn the volume down before the intro
2. When something questionable happens
3. When you’re not sure if that glitch was supposed to happen or not
4. When Anti possesses Jack (or any ego)
5. When Jack is close to that Number 1 Victory Royale, but ends up getting killed
6. When PMA is brought up
7. And overall just being thankful for everything he does
shuri: hey how much money do you have?
peter: uh like 69 cents
shuri: oh you know what that means!
peter, sobbing: i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
tchalla and tony, watching peter and shuri:
tchalla and tony: we’re billionaires do you need some help or
I Love this comic <3
“It is said the guardian spirit of the light only awakens in time of great imbalance and suffering, and that she has never chosen a paladin before”
<3
Today is a big day….. Happy birthday for Seán or know for everyone as Jacksepticeye!!! Your Polish Fans love you for everything Jack!!! 😙😚😘😄😆✋🎊🎉🎁🎈🎨🍪🎂 @therealjacksepticeye #septicart #septicsam #septiceye #jacksepticeyebirthday #polishsepticart #promarker #birthday #art #polishart