There is a deep rooted part of me that wishes to make an 'Anti' tumblr blog, where I do what I do here but anti style, gain a bunch of followers and stuff, then make a final post saying 'Sorry guys, i am a proshipper now. This space makes me miserable." And end it on that.
I probably won't because i actually WILL be miserable.
"We both laugh at our son's big balls." - Colleen Hoover.
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A small rant, But i am tired of people saying a succubus is a girl and an incubus is a boy because NUH UH! A succubus is someone who STEALS YOUR CUM!!!! YUH HUH! THEY TAKE SHAPE OF WHAT YOU FIND SEXY THAN STEAL YOUR FUCKING CUM!
THEN THE FUCKING SUCCUBUS WILL TURN INTO AN INNCUBUS WITH YOUR CUM AND guess what? An incubi IMPREGNATES PEOPLE WITH YOUR CUM!!! THEY GO TO PEOPLE ACTING LIKE WHAT THEY FIND SEXY AND MAKE THEM PREGO WITH YOUR CUM!
PLEASE THINK OF HOW MUCH HOTTER THE SUCCUBUS AND INCUBUS STORIES COULD BE IF PEOPLE KNEW THIS AHHHHHHH
On a side note, imagine someone so touch starved that an incubus or succubus comes to visit them and all they wanna do is keep them as their forever cuddle snuggle buddy
Hi i just wanted to talk about that post you wrote how alot of proship ppl have ocs with pink hair because I HAVE AN OC E9TH PINK HAIR AND IM PROSHIP
I felt called out in the funniest way possible lmfao thanks friend! šøš
AH AHA AH AHAHAHAHAHAH Every time I see that post I get so unreasonably happy because there is surely a Proship Pink out there. I thought I'd get more people telling me 'NUH UH PROSHIP BLUE! GREEN! ANY COLOR BUT PINK!" but it stands Proship Pink is THE PINK!
I'm starting to ship Alastor and Rosie after making my self insert date the both of them. I'm cucking myself
List of my F/Os in no particular order:
Slime Boy from High Guardian Spice
A jajajajaja I love him abababababa He's baby boy, he's my love. My life. I love him because he's silly and sings and he's cute and i love him. He and my S/I are always established dating in my day dreams. I can simp for him in front of some friends but not all.
2. Dee from Metal Family
Rectangles are the sexiest shape. He is pretty and weirdly, he's one of the only characters I can actively simp over to my IRL friends without them getting weird about it because he's 15. I personally like to imagine my S/I gets transferred to his school and he just immediately takes an infatuation with my S/I. If I am feeling extra spicey, we're cousins.
3. Noah from Total Drama Island
Rectangles are the sexiest shape x 2. He's funny, mean, and I love him. He's either the boyfriend away from home to do the games at TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND! heymomanddadimdoingfine Since he's 19, friends don't have a problem yet.
4. Miyuji Shan from Yandere Simulator
SEPERATING ART FROM THE ARTIST OBVIOUSLY! But oh my gosh, holy shit, just look at her, oh my godh, ahdgeufbjs My S/I is Ayano's younger brother who is a yandere for her but had a better progression in getting to be with her or he killed everyone and trapped her in the basement along with his sister's partner which leads to the two often butting heads on how to keep things working best they can. My ass can't even mention Yandere Simulator.
5. Andrew and Leyley from The Coffin of Andy And Leyley
My self insert is their cousin who was also wrapped into being sold with them. Is the third wheel who longs to be them and be with them. Honestly, he'd be lucky to get smoke blown in his face in a flirty way.
6. Eyeboy from marvel i guess
HE'S SO SILLY I love all the videos talking about how inconvenient his eyes are. I would love to further inconvenience him.
7. Background Character from The Owl House
Some call him Lucas and I like that name. I love him, he is so silly I wish he had more screen time.
Antis when they say 'Let Fandoms be fun again' or 'Ship and Let ship' and someone who ships two characters who both have blond hair together agrees:
A literal life saving reblog. Stay careful buddies. <3
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.Ā
Itās best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.Ā
Thereās a good chance youāll get lynched or just come up missing - and Iām not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
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Proship pinkie š„ŗā¤ļø
I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...
But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink
Dear god please, I don't wanna go back in my Simpson Phase that is legit just me looking up Sad Bart edits and trying to make him gay.
And homer is here too, ogg, I'm gonna have another Simpson's phase that will make me cry.
*We color pick your clothes and find out you're just wearing really dark pink*
I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...
But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink
Talking about being a fanfiction writer to my friends is so hard because all I FUCKING here is 'I can't think of any fandoms with legal characters off the top of my head!'
And I have to hold back my whole life not to say shit.
TCOAAL brainrot is so bad rn that I made my own OC
Only four emotes AND MY BEST ATTEMPT AT MIMICKING THE ART STYLE!!!
I call him Archer Graves. The lovely cousin of Ashley and Andrew Graves. Lore for him is a little loose right now, but so far:
Archer the cousin of Andrew and Ashley. Younger than Andrew, older than Ashley. He tagged along with them when they were kids a lot because he was dropped off at their house by his mom often. By spending most of his free time at their house growing up, it was no shock he would add further torment to Renee's life. And so, he was trapped in the apartment with the other two, claiming the couch as his bed and starving along with them. Having been with them most of his free time, Archer has had the mildest crush on both his cousins. Or he thinks it's a crush. The line between how much he wants to be like them and fuck them has long since blurred. It's not his fault! He never registered they were his cousins properly. Not that they feel like his cousins to begin with. He'd say he sees them more like brother and sister, although he's not sure how much better that is.
Archer has always considered himself to be the exact middle of Andrew and Ashley with only the smallest dash of himself. A blueberry mixed with strawberries and green beans. Or at least he tries. He doesn't know if he'll ever fully be his own person, but he's content at being a mix of his favorite people for now. He'll tease Andrew in the same breath he's using to hold back throw up as he watches the head get ripped off from the spinal cord. He'll shake his head disapprovingly at Ashley for trying to rid Julia's phone calls while whispering that she's clogging the phone line for actual important updates. And, just to be only himself, he'll dance along to the loud cultist music in hopes of tricking himself to liking it even if he hates it just as much as they do.
Or something like that. I might draw him more in the future. Self ship more and shit.
(PS, art trades with me are open š š)
*Heavy breathing* I'M THINKING ABOUT BOOBS
I am reminded of my younger years where I dreamed (and still do) of creating a series, a show, SOMETHING! One of these shows in my head featured two non-identical twins (basic story One was blind and 'weak' and the other was forced to be a parent to the other) and I was always so scared to expand upon it because 'What if people ship them?' i thought about this a lot. Way more than normal. I would think of the fanfictions people would make of my twins, I would imagine how good the fanart would be, I would make it further fucked up for them by imagining the 'Parental' one to want some kind of reward for everything he's been put though just to take care of the other one, which would lead to them gently coaxing them into sex-
Eventually I realized I wasn't scared of them getting shipped because it was wrong, I was scared because I'd spend all my time reading the fanfiction than working on my story.
TRIGGER WARNING
TRIGGGGGGER WARNING FOR YUCKY GENITAL MUTILATION! (Unless you into that bb then hey, cmere)
Like what in the actual fuck? Just when i think Antis are being not as bad, Yakolore just comes over and doesn't seem to realize YOU CAN'T MONITOR THE INTERNET WITH YOUR RABID FANBASE!!
Call me in three days when the fanfics and art of NSFW GROWS outta spite for shit heads like these. Like come on guys... Common sense. Act like a dick and don't mind your business, YOU'LL MAKE PEOPLE HATE YOU AND YOU'LL MAKE THESE KINDA THINGS GROW!
I get it, you don't want your OCs sexualized. I'm sorry, this is just one of the consequences of being popular. You can be upset, but by god! Mentioning it's a problem will trigger your fans to be toxic and then the people you could've just ignored and pretended didn't exist will GROW IN NUMBERS!
And sending a witch hunt? AHA! AHAHAHAHAH! Stupid.
Did you know the guy who wrote the Diary of the Wimpy kid's books just blocks every singe parody account? He might've said smth about it once, but never did he send mobs to REPORT THAT SHIT DOOFUS! He was just like 'Ugh, gross." and blocked them.
*and more endless ramblings and venting*
I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...
But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink
Thought a different homie was proship like me because he said he didn't care what people did in fiction as long as it stayed in fiction.
I made the mistake of mentioning the fact fictional children don't fall into the category of pedophile and now I have to lie through my teeth saying 'Oh, no lolis and Shotas are very bad! Yeah, teenagers that don't act like teens are the exception of course!'
I miss my other, actual proship friend.
Sometimes a Sonās Greatest Fear is Becoming His Father
YALL ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS IS A PROSHIPERS LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
I am like, 89% sure that Dana Terrence said 'Death to the Author' so people could have fun in the fandom regardless what she says irl
Aka
I think Dana Terrence is encouraging Proshipers
Dear god please
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
*cracks my knuckles* *Cracks my joints* *breaks my fucking back* Lessgo
three ships: Max Goof x Bradly Uppercrust the iii (Goofy Movies), Kendo x Monoma (MHA), Pearl x Amythest (Steven Universe)
first ship: As far back as I could remember, I would stay up late at nigh too look up PPG x RRB on youtube. Those were my first ever ships.
last song: Impossible cover by I Am King
last movie: The Goofy Movie! Soon it will be The Extremely Goofy Movie
currently reading: I just finished it, but I was reading a book called 'Both Sides Now' which is about a kinda closeted trans student in Debate club who ends up making it into a national debate! Only problem? He has to debate whether or not trans people should be allowed to use the bathroom. (it's really good)
currently watching: Dungeon Meshi, dub version. Call me a coward, say that I am 'Lazy for not reading the subtitles' I do not care. I personally enjoy being able to look up from my screen and not miss a huge chunk of words.
currently eating/ate: Garlic Bread and Mac/And Chees
currently craving: If I was hungry, I would wanna continue eating my Mac and Cheese and Garlic bread ;-;
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Three Ships: Zelink (Zelda/Link, Legend of Zelda), Shirbert (Anne/Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables or Anne With An E) and Locklyle (Lucy/Lockwood from Lockwood and Co)
First Ship: i joined tumblr in 2017 for BoTW Zelink and all of my fandom experience spiralled from here. i started playing LoZ games before that though, maybe 2008? and there was a fanfic tab (though it wasn't called like that) on the help website i used
Last Song: ......... "Last Night - Official Madison Song" by Chris Anderson and DJ Robbie (it's on my summer playlist bc of childhood nostalgia, i don't go out of my way to listen to it usually š)
Last Movie: Maze Runner: The Death Cure (justice for Newt)
Currently Reading: book wise, I just finished The Two Towers (and am not so patiently awaiting Return of the King to, well, return to the library so i can borrow it)
Currently Watching: Once Upon A Time (nearly done with S1)
Currently Eating: waiting for my dinner to cook (ratatouille and semolina and eggs)
Currently Craving: CHEESE. my kingdom riches gratitude for a scrap of french cheese!!!!
tagging: @js589 @ohmyoverland @hailqiqi @unnamednarrator @practicallyasleep @cateringfears @applesjuice @redplaidjacket @beckybubbles would love your thoughts on this if that's something you're up to :)
Me omw to go crush on a billion obscure background characters from popular shows
Fewwow pony town pwosippuw ^^
HELLO!
Thank you for the followā can never have enough proship mutuals!
teehee :D
If you don't mind me asking, who's the OC with universal vitiligo? Vitiligo is a fascinating topic for me and I love seeing OCs with it?
Looks to the left
Looks to the right
His name is Glenn :D
He's due for a little more tweaking design wise (Those be some fuck ass shoes and what's left of his skin doesn't look good compared with his eyes and hair) but he's here and I love him so much
A looooong time ago (6 months ago), I created a character with vitiligo. Only, I didn't fully understand how vitiligo worked. I knew of the loss of melon, I knew of the extra spicy sunburns, and I kinda knew something about the eyes getting bad. But for some unknown reason, I assumed that it could work in reverse.
I created a character who had hyperpigmentation Vitiligo. This does exist! But not in the way I made it. So recently after finding out that Uncle Rufus from the Bondadooks was lying about revitiligo, I decided 'Oh shit. I gotta fix my boy!'
So I changed him from having hyperpigmentation to universal vitiligo, did my best to change every bit of misinformation I had in his bio.
Before when I had the information wrong, people (antis) praised me for my representation. Now that I've updated the bio to be more accurate, I am being told I didn't have to create a character whose sole purpose was to be whitewashed.
...
Man, I either live knowing I was horribly misrepresenting a group and getting praised by those who don't have it or I live being harassed for whitewashing a character who was white from the beginning by people who don't have it.
God, I saw that Furry = Pro ship argument once and it genuinely made me wanna pull my hair out.
'I mean, why would you WANT to sexualize something that has a dog head?'
Cuz it has a human enough body.
'But it has a dog head.'
But a human enough body.
'But-'
Fuck off. Human enough.
Like, at this rate we're gonna start criticizing sexualizing ANY type of character. Oh wait.
As someone who has been an ex-anti for a few years, watching antis from afar now is a little comical.
Is toxic yaoi/yuri romanticizing and sexualizing abusizing? Is Micah Bell x Arthur Morgan toxic fetishization? Are furries profic? Is Neon Genesis Evangelion proship content? Is Zuko x Katara problematic?
Idk man what are your thoughts on strawberry banana yogurt