Tch, You're Pretty Good. But Once I've Memorized Your Attack Pattern, We're Making Out Sloppy Style

Lesbians… they are like cowboys to me, you must understand. Maybe not quite heroes, but trailblazing in the same way an outlaw or sheriff would make his life in an old western. They’re mythological. Like pirates, knights, or ESPECIALLY cowboys. I could never be a cowboy; it’s just not practical in a way that suits my lifestyle. But I admire them so. Do you understand? You must understand.

I want to watch a western movie but everyone is lesbian

fag and dyke does not mean man and woman. transmasc and transfem does not mean man and woman. guy and girl dont even mean man and woman to me anymore

goddddd this sucks i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) Find The Chaos Emeralds

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

None of the foods in my home fulfill my vague and nonspecific cravings so instead I’ll be eating nothing for lunch

Me when I stub my toe on my bookshelf full of mlm fiction: “YOWIE!!!”

my take on shipping aromantic characters is that if you're aro you get to do whatever you want and if you're not you have to write me a three page essay 12 pt font times new roman double spaced explaining in detail why you believe entering a romantic relationship would be an interesting and worthwhile storyline for the character and how you believe their aromanticism would affect the way they experience said relationship

Yknow the side of my jaw up by my ear really hurts and I can’t help but wonder if I made some homophobic wizard or witch mad at me via the role of YaoiMaster655

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point