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The Best Thing Happened at Work

So I was running the self checkouts at the store I work at and a family was having trouble with their coupons. I went over to help and the older of the two kids, he's about four or five, was in my way. I said something like "Watch out buddy" and he moved over. His grandmother was at the machine and she said "Watch out honey the lady needs to get in here to help us." I log into the machine and start helping them and I hear this from behind me. "That's not a lady" I lost it. I was doubled over on the machine trying to regain my composure. Apparently the kid wasn't used to girls wearing glasses so he assumed it was a boy thing. My short hair probably doesn't help. I honestly have no issue when little kids say stuff like that, they don't know any better and honestly it's adorable. If you're going to have short hair you need to have a pretty high level of tolerance for this kind of stuff. 

And for all y'all who don't know me this is what I look like. I don't blame the kid in all honesty 

I'm the narrator and this is just the Prologue

The Reynolds International Institute for Study or as it is more commonly, Crossroads. Is an, as the name implies, a school where kids from the wealthiest and luckiest can mingle. To be admitted a student must either be lucky enough to score well on the exams, and it is luck. Or know enough people of note able rank to earn admittance. The institute ranges from Kindergarten to collage so that students of any age can have the chance to become a part of the elite upper class. Students can be admitted at ay grade level at two points in the year. One at the end of Spring the other and the beginning of Fall. If these deadlines are not met then the student loses their chance at admittance. All the formalities aside the school is one of the best in the world and most people jump at the chance to gain entry for themselves or a loved one. But that’s most people.

I guess the new dashboard is good for something…

So here’s a Jack for your dash.

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reblog if you want to kiss someone rn

if armin isnt voiced by morgan freeman then theres no point the entire anime is ruined

my cousin loves puns

Hey RT Community,

I’m passing this to everyone in the RT fandom, We all need it at the moment.