Hey... That's a good deal. I'm bisexual, I love Hades from greek mythology cause he's the nicest person. I'd be happy to date/marry his daughter.
You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.
I was just reading this post, and then a door SLAMMED shut. It's only my grandma and me in my house right now. She just came into my room to ask which door slammed... I knew it was the bathroom door next to my room because when the window in that bathroom is open, the door can open or close randomly. But it still freaked me the fuck out
@writing-prompt-s I'm asking what witchcraft you know that made this happen
Wife: STOP SLOBERING ON THE DAMN COUCH! Me: MAKE ME! *puts daughter on back and I run away, both of us laughing* Wife: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
Slowly turning into a werewolf after being bitten by one, you were terrified of losing your mind, and hurting your wife or daughter. Turns out, there wasn’t any need for worry, since wolves are extremely loyal to their mate and their children. Life changes in unexpected but fun ways.
I then go straight home. The bully thinks I'm running away. I later return with a wooden staff I got from the renaissance fair that's almost as tall as I am. "I got this stick. And imma beat you with it"
He snickered mockingly.
"You're too much of a chicken to actually go through with this."
She bit the inside of her cheeks hard, trying to show as little emotion as possible. She was done with his bullying.
"Watch me."
But I don't have that many knives a home.... What do I do?
everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰
If I saw that at night I'd start praying to God ASAP. Or throw something at it.
Yes. So is going on tumblr in the middle of the night
HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She also canonically should be able to cancel contracts since she's the princess of hell. P.S. I'm loving chaos causing Charlie.
Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah
its kinda trash
It's a recipe for cookies, They're hungry and need to eat food or else they'll eat something they shouldn't.
For reasons unknown, an immortal beast has been dropping off random trinkets at your ancestral home for generations. They’re all kept in storage; nobody dares throw them away. Today instead of a trinket, the beast leaves a note with instructions on it.
Now I want there to be a big battle between dads. Or that all the shitty dads who are abusive to me killed
All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.