Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1

Side B

Yellowfang from Warrior Cats, as seen on the cover of Yellowfang's Secret

Grandpa from Stardew Valley. He is laying on his awful bed, holding his letter to you

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Yellowfang Propaganda:

she's an empath. she was forced to enter a life of religion, celibacy and medicine because she felt others' pain. she was already pregnant when she took her vows of celibacy. two of her three children died at birth. the last one hated her for existing basically and committed war crimes, both by in-universe standards and by the 1949 geneva convention standards. She blinded him and THEN she killed him and also she saved the life of the worst character ever when he was a small baby and died for that. She didn't have a single day of happiness in her life. Please vote for her for a change
Meow
She is super protective of those she holds dear and can really hold her own.
i dont think she would. i KNOW she would if it were a real battle royale shed beat every seniors ass out there. she killed her son twice because he was an asshole. she died because she got too much smoke in her body otherwise she wouldve continued kicking ass being an elderly medicine cat with an attitute for some more moons.
She is a medicine cat, but that won't stop her from beating you up.
Cat god is on her side. Also she poisons people
* throws warrior cats at you* woo. old fighting cat be upon thee
She is a badass grumpy old cat who will crush you with her words, but can fight as well.

Grandpa Propaganda:

No other person (old or young) has so many weird creative beds. This man can even be his OWN bed. Also if you do all his tasks he gives you a REALLY GOOD ITEM that produces more really good items.
i dont know stardew valley but i like him and his fucked up bed
He was strong enough to sleep on a piece of suspended cardboard for who knows how long
of fucked up bed fame. i haven’t even played the game
Died :(
If he could withstand that fucked up bed he can withstand anything
His bed is fucked up, let him have this
perhaps not but he could crush his bed
He gives you a farm in a close-knit, walkable community for you to escape crushing corporate life, then returns as a ghost three years later to check in on you and see how you're doing.

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now why are we pitting the two baddest bitches in the club against one another anyways yellowfang sweep!

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