FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
before spotify wrapped comes out i have to establish that i am not mentally well and cannot be held responsible for my listening habits
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
wow taz amnesty is so cool... i wish west virginia was real 😔
i'm such a cute lovable woman. anyone being mean to me will break all their bones on 20th march 2025 at 5:30pm
me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post
happy valentines day
I love the experience of following people on tumblr bc sometimes someone u follow will just be going thru it and will reblog 27 pictures of borzois in a row. and u just get to experience that. for free
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