Me, Eating A Pile Of Nuts, Cheese, And Apple: Mmmm Tasty

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

the romantic tension between the blood related parent and the found parent is so fucking crazy gotta be one of my favorite ship dynamics

I have had 6-7 “Anthony James” scammers “looking for sugar baby” in under a week like… y’all.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

she's in a better place now (her bedroom)

Me, shivering and shaking bc I cannot regulate my own body temp: maybe I’ll turn down the fan just a tiny bit

My child, the moment my hand touches the control: combusts into fucking flames

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no