It's Actually Funny How Humans Decided "fuck Living In Caves With All These Creepy Crawlies", Got Out

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

You give off the vibes of a Dean Girl whos grown up and has some kids now but the memories of that man still haunt you

This is the funniest and most accurate thing I have ever received. HOW have you figure this out? What about me is so blaring obvious that you know this level of detail? This post haunts me as well now thank you

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

I don’t have hoes like you all do, I just have the Boston Molasses Flood of 1919 on my mind at all times

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

she's in a better place now (her bedroom)

before spotify wrapped comes out i have to establish that i am not mentally well and cannot be held responsible for my listening habits