I Want The Mcelroys To Do An Episode Of Dropouts Breaking News So Bad It Would Be So Funny Justin Wouldn’t

“At my old job in public education, my office mate invented the concept of the 8 Weeks of Doom. This was defined as the period between New Year’s and Spring Break where it was dark and gray, there were few holidays, and everyone’s seasonal depression hit an all-time high. To combat the 8 Weeks of Doom, she started a tradition of making me a Doom Calendar, which is an advent calendar but for fighting the Doom. She’d include small fidgets, snacks, stickers, and fun tea, which I’d open whenever the Doom felt very high on a particular day. Eventually this turned into a standing tradition of us making each other Doom Calendars, and the concept spread to our whole department. We would eventually just start our department meetings checking in about how everyone was managing the Doom, and did anyone want to open a Doom Calendar door for a quick pick me up? Even though we’re not longer office mates, I still exchange a Doom Calendar with this friend every year anyway. It really does help with the Doom!”

— Ask a Manager (via tinsnip)

Collecting these motherfuckers like pokemon

Leave me alone anthony james, in the name of the lord

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

Theres nothing like cuddling for the first time. allowing yourselves to be vulnerable in each others intimate space. feeling the nervousness in their embrace. Them trying to play cool as they lay with a poker face. 'All the while hoping you don’t notice their anxious heart fluttering in their chest. But you noticed and wonder “why is their heart beating so fast?”. While it thumps against your head. You may ask if their ok, and get a generic response. So they try to regulate their heartbeat, which results to them breathing shallow. But you stay calm, cause you might be nervous too. You both lay there overthinking what the other person might be thinking. While you both find y’all selves holding your breath’s at times. Even trying to synchronize with the other. All while still trying to enjoy the moment.

There’s nothing like knowing how much the other person feels about you and how protected you feel in their arms. When the feeling is mutual cuddling becomes more than just *invading each other’s space. It becomes a beautiful moment for you to, to realize how you truly make each other feel. And how you feel around them. It’s an unspoken truth hidden in their embrace....

i wish someone told me which villains im most similar to ngl

angy goth

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements