Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before
Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost
Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say
Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*
Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!
Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real
TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.
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Why is it so difficult to make something gluten free? Why does it take 8 different ingredients, some of which I’ve NEVER heard of, to replace FLOUR. Surly we have better ways by now
after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’
issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.
this user likes their men a little fucked up, evil, and maybe even barely human
fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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